taking on an interesting new persona in my coworker’s dreamscape
Hey guys, not going to make it to the BBQ today because I am currently inside the food processor and about to push the Pulse button. Hope you can understand.
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 04,1947
After five rounds of Ocular Liposuction my eyeballs have finally reverted to their original bulbosity. This semi-permanence makes the procedure perfect for those who are interested in scleral modification, but are hesitant to try more intense, long-lasting procedures like corneal blow.
celebrating back to normal office hours at my job by pretending im on mad men and eating 1950’s secretary lunch (crab meat and avocado salad, martini with the onion, coffee cake, cold chicken, string beans, hot rolls, deviled eggs, herring on toast, cold milk, lamb chops, orange juice and pate)
walking to the train i saw someone wearing this exact outfit… Its Happening!
Pleakley@pleaks.bsky.social · 3d agoaugust is about putting on a pair of navy blue TOMS, medium wash skinny jeans, a striped t shirt and handling it
I’ll let a hint of a notion go when im under my weed and lacquer.
august is about putting on a pair of navy blue TOMS, medium wash skinny jeans, a striped t shirt and handling it
jstor and spider joining forces to try to get me to give them their dinner 5 hours early
Goldie And Liza Together 1980
YouTube video by George Schlatter Productions
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wish i could climb into a jar of branston pickle and escape it all
just got an alert on my phone that if i drink brown soda at 11pm again they’re going to The Prisoner me
people think its ODD that the only thing i SSEY as christopher nolan’s next film is ben affleck putting a TROJAN on his HORSE before inserting it into matt damon’s HOLE
ira just said “i’m starting a chocolate rumor” anyone have any idea what that could mean
just finished, delicious. i think i’ll do this every hour on the hour
Pleakley@pleaks.bsky.social · 6d agojust placed my first doordash order: a single, solitary oyster
Its coming in that several fans were poisoned at Rate Field’s afternoon White Sox game. No word on the fatality status but officials are saying everyone affected will get a voucher for one free Rainbow Cone (valid only at the Floyds Knobs, IN location).
who wants to split this and set off a bunch of flares with me this weekend
im going to freeze an envelope full of cream and send it airmail so it turns thickened with the vibrations of the plane and once it arrives it will be the perfect consistency for my sundae
