what's something that's logically permissible but linguistically impossible?
Micah
@plinythemillennial.bsky.social
Wine mom who posts house music mostly
does anyone know what time the chord change is tomorrow
Jags 2020 was pretty bad but I'll say 2011 was worse since they missed out on better players that year.
post your worst draft
Checking the schoolteacher's instagram to see if she was at the Noah Kahan concert before I donate to her classroom.
I fear incidents like this will give Froze-to-Death Plateau a bad name. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/27/u...
Hiker Trekked 10 Miles to Safety After Impaling Himself on Pole
David Cifaldi was hiking up Granite Peak, Montana’s tallest mountain, last week when he slipped and fell on one of his trekking poles. A wound nurse, he went into survival mode.
nytimes.com
Pablo Torre: You are one of the biggest mass murders in the history of the world... and yet you love sports! And sports are awesome! Evil supervillain: (lighthearted chuckle) Pablo, holding things in tension is, well, it's kind of a vibe, isn't it?
Silently eating pasta while my wife and my friend’s fiancé berate my friend for not knowing how to rip the arm rest out of her Tesla to open the door when it’s on fire
Me describing "Beyond the Black Rainbow" to my wife
Garfield's Silly Dance with Jon Arbuckle
ALT: Garfield's Silly Dance with Jon Arbuckle
static.klipy.com
why don't we just cut the power to the hospital, like we did to Cuba, and see who walks out
I'm really struggling with the whole Mitch McConnell thing. Like, is the whole democratic party so weak that not one will book a flight to walk into the hospital or hire a PI to determine if he's dead? Do we not have investigative journalists anymore? WTH is happening, and why is no one checking?