goddamn motherfucking cute and breedable avali twinks on my feed,, goddamnit!! this stupid avali boner...............

getting blocked by every vore artist by commenting on all their art "Me next or I'll cry"

update, it took my whole dick clean off, I'm just permanently a ken doll down there now, this is what I fucking get for asking nicely

stupid robot thing@plorbo.gay · 2d ago

i need some crazy hole that sucks the cum and life energy out of me

Hey Man I Really Enjoy Your Posts And I Like Following You But Do You Really Have To Randomly Retweet Untagged Scat Art Onto My Feed

i need some crazy hole that sucks the cum and life energy out of me

I use the term "six seven" because I'm really old and decrepit and me using it gentrifies the term and makes it worse for the toddlers while simultaneously inflicting psychic damage onto my friends, no reason not for me to use it really

I'm eating man ass like there's no tomorrow. Joking there is a tomorrow, but it's booked up with eating more man ass

mmpghh💦

no dude I don't wanna talk to you, put your balls on the phone

I hate to disclose this now but my cum leaves the invisible yellow printer dots that disclose my model number and IP address to the FBI it was either that or peter thiel devouring my firstborn im sorry

it's fucking scaturday

I had no idea you could put SPS on feet,,, I think,,, this changes Everything

Hugh Morris small-penis-humiliation porn on the timeline on this fine morning

accidentally cummed. Everywhere. , it's so fucking over

they're putting me in evil natanyahu school tomorrow, for my heinous thought crimes,,,, thinking about... BOYS!!!

i think my penis needs to go into another penis tonight and if it doesn't I might cry a little

i think my penis needs to go into another penis tonight and if it doesn't I might cry a little

this mamagen pussy queefed so hard on my dick it crashed OVR Advanced Settings

all of vrchat's dropped API calls get sent directly to me on a silver platter and I then shove them all up my ass on the company zoom call

my absolute genius boss over the phone trying to figure out what "multiple major stomach events" mean and how that possibly could correlate to me not being able to come in to work (for some reason)

my balls are empty. I cant feel them. who.. took it all.

these fat blunts must have SPS on them the way they never miss my hot mouth

in Montreal they're calling me Penis Jeffrey

smoking that shit that makes you quest compatible rn

Account permavored by the immensity of the world

if I delete this account it's because I experienced ego death

my least woke take is that I unfortunately fuck couches like J. D. Vance. but, BUT, at least I use protection, "Lil J" over here cock voreing mites and dust bunnies and keeping them in his balls