EA being bought by a wealth fund is like diarrhea being bought by puking while you have diarrhea
Revisiting COVID discourse in 2026 is some real Fox News nonsense
oligarchs and sociopaths torching the planet for their own enrichment and my dumb ass getting caught up on how to proceed with eggs
Eh, mine are super normal Anyway, how are your street fights going?
nice timeline ya got there be a shame if me and the four other richest guys were to make it the worst one
I'm sick of seeing articles like this about MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH MAKES GROWING A NEW EYE POSSIBLE and then we never hear about it again
Goodbye, cavities? New gel could regrow tooth enamel
Researchers have developed a fluoride-free gel that could help rebuild damaged tooth enamel, something the body cannot naturally replace once it is lost. Inspired by the proteins that guide enamel for...
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Me watching the World Cup: “Psshhh, I could do that” *guy on screen is flopping*
Antifa is doing the Ice Bucket Challenge: they put a bucket on ICE agents' heads and ring it like a bell, Looney Tones Style
Kool Keith rapping about Double Dragon The Puerto Rican guy with a Jheri curl has a barrel There are two of him, both clones Ray Liotta has a metal baseball bat My Red Brother is nowhere to be found (he my twin) The cat in the back is too big Hey pussy get off the can and scratch Liotta
used canva for the first time today and lemme tell I'm all out on canva
all we need is some RGB and the planet will be a gaming motherboard
Remember bing 7 years old man you coulda kick the shit outta me
not sure if I should be flattered or insulted that I was served this ad
Spoke with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes, he just told me a joke
man, this racist AI beheading video I generated is too long. I wish there was a way-
it’s very fitting that this car advertising Adobe’s AI product looks like shit
Republican's Project 2025: Systematically dismantle and take full control of every aspect of the gov't Dem's Project 2029: "Ok, like, you know how kids are always on their phones? So we went to Applebees and got talkin'..."
alpha @omarsbigsister.bsky.social · last mo.Dems' "Project 2029" first major policy proposal: an online child safety plan — narrowing Sec. 230, banning social media for kids under 16, promoting phone-free childhoods and more. Already backed by Cory Booker, Mikie Sherrill, Randi Weingarten + Jonathan Haidt. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
years ago my friend told me that her "internet had a virus" and I don't think that she was wrong, just early