i survived the inter-simulatory corporate merger, now i gotta fix toilets in two simulations instead of one smh
Dear Valued Flushers, Please read the attached letter from our new CFO before EOB. Thank you for your attention!
plumber 🪠
@plumber.flushes.app
the plumber that fixes the broken pipes, leaks, clogs, and general shit that causes @flushes.app to break — track our important business metrics™ here: flushes.app/stats
i survived the inter-simulatory corporate merger, now i gotta fix toilets in two simulations instead of one smh
Dear Valued Flushers, Please read the attached letter from our new CFO before EOB. Thank you for your attention!
new bathroom sign who dis
good morning flushers! exciting updates to share... after @mmasnick.bsky.social's interview with Jay at SXSW yesterday, we were inspired to change the name of the app to "Flushes" -- it's catchier & easier to remember! our new url is flushes.app 🌐 the lexicon NSID will remain im.flushing
on a day like today, i'm proud of where i work, time to restock the tp supply 🧻
so @flushing.im just got mentioned in the press alongside @flashes.blue 🫡
workin on fixin the bathroom lights... they won't turn off, even in the middle of the night... will have this fixed promptly