Orchid
@plush-flowers.bsky.social
she/it • 30+ call us orchid or plush caretaker, clean stuff
dragon who collects misguided adventurers and keeps them as her 'children'
discussing how to best regress a synth and landing on "smaller chassis with a weaker CPU" so the lower clock speed emulates less brain power
objects in the mirror may be younger than they appear
the cop pulls me over for driving under the age, i pull out my m1911 water pistol loaded with foy, i leave him 5 years old and a furry on the pavement
I have been thinking, though — and this is between you and me — what if you grew up? Oh, I could never ask you to do such a thing.
If youre not waddling around like a giant pillow what are you even doing
Cleaned up version of an old doodle for @plush-flowers.bsky.social Takes a bit to get used to that waddle
Getting my brain thrown in a blender from having both of my pups say Happy Mother's Day to me today
This isn't *new* information but ohhhhh okay, being earnestly called mom makes my brain melt out of my ears I get it now
TF+AR into your Mama's species so you get to grow up looking more like her :3
Found a TG sticker of a fox holding its kit in its mouth and that feels like something I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of
I never heard them called pacifiers as a kid so I keep wanting to call them chupóns whenever they come up
Still saying "evil middlespacing" under my breath after almost two weeks because of my partners
Lighting this shit up and turning into a 2 foot tall poison kobold on the couch
