Conservative Cart Narcs style tiktok account called Tent Narcs “Weep woop weep woop, that’s not where a tent goes, this isn’t a provincial park, this is a downtown city park Mr Lazy bones”
Shout out to all my nasty little polar sluts, squirting maple syrup and shitting curds onto each other chests
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5h agoTrump: "Canada is nasty. They're nasty."
id like to announce I have more followers on X than @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social I’ll take your questions now
My buddy works for EA and he gave me an early copy of #NHL27 and the career mode this year is incredibly realistic.
NHL (Bot)@notnhl.bsky.social · 3w agoThe next generation is here. Macklin Celebrini is the youngest NHL cover athlete in history. Tune in for the #NHL27 Reveal Trailer July 16 at 11 AM ET: www.youtube.com
POV: You’re interviewing @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social for a job
I’m not suicidal but I’d rather chop my dick off and bleed to death while people throw snowballs of salt into my cock wound, than attend the fireworks at English Bay. #Vancouver
There’s never a bad time to catch a quick midday nap. Helps you feel refreshed and recharged.
doing the same posts on both BlueSky and Twitter is interesting because you can study engagement differences based on varying demographics. For example on Twitter I get zero likes because nobody likes me, and yet the same post on BS will get zero likes because it’s not funny or interesting
And yet everyone i know who says this has no issue listening to the Beetles or Michael Jackson
pausa de hateration@thatguywasfly.bsky.social · 2w agoThis is how I feel about a great number of people, from Kanye to Nick Cave. People often frame it as a matter of self-denial and… no, it just makes me sick. Involuntarily.
Me and my friends would've killed Jimothy with hammers I can tell you that much
me and @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social except just the shit part
Elmo Potty Training
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palsy 🧉☀️@hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 3w agodo you think two people who get in a violent, epithet-laden argument on this website ever come across one another irl and just like. hold hands and give hugs and lock lips and shit or like. not really :/
wife asked me last week to sell the baby stroller on marketplace but I was too lazy so I took it to the dump and acted like I donated it to charity
This is bullshit. If it was true I’d permanently sound like RFK Jr
Slut in theory@steveneyth.bsky.social · 3y agoGot strep throat from eating too much ass. Got on some antibiotics so I’ll be back to hooking up soon enough
men don’t care when you’re squirting uncontrollably from just the sight of us, don’t be ashamed ladies
The Province@theprovince.com · 3w agoCanadian brand tackles bladder leaks with waste-free underwear collection theprovince.com/life/fashion...
Blue shirt in the back is realizing Ted Danson isnt actually running a Good Place