Patrick Masterson
@pmmmasterson.bsky.social
In God we trust — all others pay cash.
"I was at this wedding in an aircraft hangar. They said their vows and then this BDSM marching band came out playing 'Head Like a Hole.' Leather, leashes, bangers and hangars."
Where was I the night Westbrook called it? I can tell you exactly. I was witnessing another vastly underappreciated, splendidly inconsistent, indubitably indomitable force: Oneida.
There were better NBA players and there has been better writing on other NBA players, but there was no NBA player that inspired more beats by the pound at his peak than Russell Westbrook. Maybe his whole career, too.
Went from not knowing the International Dance League existed to sharing some strong opinions on Jam Republic's sloppy routine barside in like 45 minutes.
["Those horses are praying to Mecca" voice] They're watching the Bananas over there
"Turns out no one wants to hear The Jesus Lizard's 'Goat' on a road trip."
Noah Kahan is Pete Yorn who made it send post or whatever
I've realized today that I am wildly out of step with most people when I say "Testarossa Nightdrive" was the first Kavinsky song I thought of this morning. Those first two EPs are like someone showing up to a party at the perfect time.
Oh, so this is what a FIFA game between my brothers feels like IRL, got it
Not gonna say I feel vindicated this morning for hating on iceberg lettuce, but—
[Binge-watching every movie before Netflix buys Letterboxd to see if I agree with the quippy one-line reviews that inevitably end up as most popular]
[Jerry Remy watching modern TikToks]: HERE COMES THE PIZZA BEANS
There is no neighborhood outside of the ciudad itself that is more rowdy right now than Logan Square.
Sometime this century, the default action movie villain accent will switch from English to American because that's how most ambiguous foreigners will have learned the language.
I have got to stop arguing with randoms in stream chats over how bad the '03 Yamaha YZR-M1 was, but sometimes the historical revisionism is too egregious to ignore. It's not even 9am and I'm about to log off, please clap.
Polestar pulling out of the U.S. feels like the canary for how different our automotive coalmine is gonna look from now on.
Annual work-related thread of all the weird places my name appears thanks to this thing, which takes a quarter of my year to do. Short story is that it's a very strange time to be paying attention to automotive manufacturing right now.
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I know the draft's already wiped the slate of this past season clean, but I still wanted to jot down my memories of the 2025-26 New York Knicks somewhere before they slipped away for good. Here's what came out.
They Didn’t Quit So We Didn’t Either
The thing about “Losing My Edge” is that it only started as a joke.
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Going to the go-kart facility on Father's Day weekend: Not recommended
"Ever since she divorced my dad, she only eats fish tacos."
The whole bar, most of whom weren't even paying attention to the TVs, booed together.
[The most insane hockey game I've watched since Game 7 '94]
Golden Tempo, whose owners should forever be remembered as cowards for not letting him win a Triple Crown
Inside the NBA boys clearly unprepared for the Finals. These are throwaway mid-February fits. Disappointed.
Somebody just won a lot of money off that fan on Kalshi.