Iโve got a massive splinter in my hand from that shitty axe. Today I write my will, tomorrow youโll see my obituary.
maybe sheโs born with it , maybe itโs her dadโs fault .
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boo, I thought we were getting along. well, letโs get cooking, bookie.
You want the honest lore drop or just, like, some basic answer that doesnโt have any substantial weight to it. Because I have answers ready for both.
ummmm, hello?? Look at my arms! look at my baby smooth hands! I can plant maybe three seeds before Iโm ready to pass out! Iโm just a girl, Sebastian. I havenโt done farm work since I was like, I dunno, fourteen? thats a whole decade B-T-Dubs.
weโre going, weโre going โ maybe Iโll find some sick ass flowers to take home and eat like a horse until I have money for food.
I donโt lace my shit. and Iโm sure as hell not sleep deprived to that point. Maybe they just like pretty pink baddies more than anyone else.
no way youโre trying to tell me Iโm seeing shit. Iโm bonkers but not THAT bonkers.
that place is, like, infested with little creature feature dudes. you think theyโre chill like that?
since townsfolk donโt seem to like digging through the trash ( which warrants fruitful discoveries sometimes ), Eliโs watching a raccoon dig through the cans from a distance. โ man, Iโm so smart. and now I only smell like sweat instead of trash can juice. โ
What's wrong with running away from reality if it sucks .แฃ.แ
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Sแตพษวฅษเงเญญn รธf ฤษศบลงฤง@deathsleopard.bsky.social ยท 2y ago"๐ด ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ด ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐... ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐."
โ โ โ โ โ you were ๐ฅost & ๐จ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ, โ โ โ โ ๐h ๐y ๐arling, ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐. โ
dead from the neck up, but living just enough to beg you, "pretty boy, please let me die."
/ sometimes I think about Eli and their southern twang mixed with a French accent bc sheโs so silly
had Eli been paying attention, she probably wouldnโt have fallen over immediately from lack of balance.
โ โ *:๏ฝฅ๏พโง ๐๐ฐ๐ป๐ธ๐พ ๐ด๐ป ๐๐พ๐ป.@solarspelled.bsky.social ยท last yr.leans against the reader.
smacking the back of their axe atop of a stump. dangerous? potentially. enraged behavior? most definitely. be cautious.
/ thinking about ALLLLLL of Eliโs piercings. ๐คฉ
