Remember when TI was also TIP? that was fucked

snuggin brothers

the microwave in my new apartment continues to periodically beep after time expires if you don't open it. Who The Fuck Do You Think You Are?

You ever really interrogate the design of the superman logo? It looks like absolute shit. Look how much this sucks

[15 episodes in] wait... so Light is Kira??

Someone stole the watering can full of cigarette butts off my porch

wife was telling me she blew some lady's mind at work today who had never considered that feet were homologous to hands

thinking about getting into the riding a motorcycle around the inside of a big metal sphere game. any you guys hiring a guy who rides a motorcycle inside a big metal sphere?

Do any fellow fat guys feel a twinge of jealousy when you see Gordon Ramsay on tv order like seven entrees? #fatguychat #relatablefatguyhumor

I fear the automated ball/strike system is working too well and we're entering a dark era of not yelling at umpires that much

took 1 point of psychic damage to Steve o on kill tony

[British guy talking about pokemon voice] Volchorb

That's wassup

Aminal

Are the "girls ftw" and ghislane curving elon emails real?

making myself mad imagining a keynote speech called Jesus Was A Vibe Coder

two sizes

tfw it's the animal

the b in pbr stands for beer

@batsdingersatk.bsky.social hey you sent me a tapu koko shiny trade request, I had to cancel it tho. Is there anything of these you wanted? Not yanmega tho I use him.

thinking about chips

two sizes

welp

close noses

Bookie Metts

As a psychic attack on people being romantic about the Mariners never going to a world series how about this: 41 year old Max Scherzer pitches the top of the 9th, picking up his first career save.

It rocks being a jays fan elsewhere in canada because when they do bad everyone just roasts Toronto sports in general. you can't get me

Both of these teams simply love baseball and never want to stop playing