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@poisonedmoth.bsky.social
๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐? ๐ธ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐! - Pierrot
That's nothing! There's a type of snail that's incredibly toxic and deadly!
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๊ฑ ๐๐ก๐ข๐๐ โ.@benevoism.bsky.social ยท 3w agoโฆ.youโre trying to make me fear deers now right? itโs starting to work .
I mean heck! An actual deer would have ran him through with its antlers! Well, a buck would have. A doe probably would have just trampled him.
Others have had it far worse than I have. And it's better that happens to me than one of our more trigger happy friends.
๐ข๐ฎ๐ต๐ฎ๐ท๐ฎเพ@theforgetmenot.bsky.social ยท 3w agoYeah, I know, but doesn't mean I have to like it. You don't deserve to have that said to you.
And thank goodness he didn't talk to an actual deer like that! They're a lot more dangerous than they look!
That's what I said! But he's just a kid i figured he just didn't know how to talk to a mutant. It happens sometimes, you know?
๐ข๐ฎ๐ต๐ฎ๐ท๐ฎเพ@theforgetmenot.bsky.social ยท 3w agoWho asks a stranger that?!
But can you believe he asked if I wanted a biscuit?
๐ข๐ฎ๐ต๐ฎ๐ท๐ฎเพ@theforgetmenot.bsky.social ยท 3w agoFine-.
Man am I glad my wife isn't here. She would have been mean.
< Can and will throw hands
It's better the kid learns now because other mutants may not be as forgiving. I'm pretty sure some have killed over less.
๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฉ๐๐๐๐.@catofsarcasm.bsky.social ยท 3w agoI thrust you. . already. thatโs valid enough outlook on it.
Anyway, my antlers are itching like crazy right now. I wonder if I'll get in trouble for using the outside walls to scratch them?
Trust me, I'm being nice about it. Especially since I'm being referred to as more animal than person right now.
๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฉ๐๐๐๐.@catofsarcasm.bsky.social ยท 3w agoyeah but hear this heโs only a kid, he lives in a place where animals donโt even exist anymore except for the occasional livestock. . . so youโr like a big deal to them. maybe got too excited.
. . . And you still thought asking me if I wanted a treat was okay???
The worst thing that's happened to me this year was Mister Logan eating all of my gator jerky. That stuff is not cheap to send from my home state.
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๐๐บ๐๐บ ๐ฑ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐บ@rararasputina.worm.skin ยท 3w agoA dimension-hopping cybernetic psycho tied me to a tree and tried to burn me to death in a crusade to destroy all magic and that wasn't even the worse thing that happened to me that year.
Friendly advice since it seems like you've never talked to a mutant before. Mutants are people.
I was asked if I wanted a treat because I have animal features. That's *nice* compared to how humans usually treat mutants.
๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฉ๐๐๐๐.@catofsarcasm.bsky.social ยท 3w agoi mean not all of them are bad. the kid asks me all the time.
First step for mankind, a giant f*ck you from mutantkind.
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๐๐บ๐๐บ ๐ฑ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐บ@rararasputina.worm.skin ยท 3w agoSTUFFING him into a payload faring and hijacking a Titan II missile to make him the first deer boy in space.
Long judgemental sigh. "I hate humans..."
You don't just ask a mutant with animal features if they want a treat???
I don't know if you're being racist or if you genuinely don't realize how fucked up it is to ask a DEER BASED MUTANT if he wants a biscuit.
They say women try to kill you if they think you're cute.