Uma Birthdays!

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Happy birthday to #TuckerBryne! Born on 21st June ????, this blazing #umamusume would turn ??? years old today!(?) The birthday given by the game. Dunno who she could be based on but, well, there's Narita Burarian - A pony that raced in a variety show, and doesn't Design Your Island feel TV show-y?

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Happy birthday to #SugarLights! Born on 10th June ????, this inventive #umamusume would turn ??? years old today!(?) The birthday given by the game. The scientist behind the Mecha Umamusume scenario, this wheelchair-bound uma's a genius engineer, even praised by Air Shakur! Less so at small talk...

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Happy birthday to #NaritaTaishin! Born on 10th June 1990, this coarse #umamusume would turn 36 years old today! Satsuki Sho winner of 1993's BNW, end-closing races and the birthdays for playable umas! In fact, they were born so late that staff genuinely forgot they existed till their sudden birth!

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Happy birthday to #NoReason! Born on 4th June 1999, this shogun #umamusume would turn 27 years old today! 2002's Satsuki Sho winner! And also a part of maybe the funniest Kikuka Sho - 1st favourite turning into a DQ when they dropped their jockey' 10th favourite Hishi Miracle winning instead!

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Happy birthday to #YamaninZephyr! Born on 27th May 1988, this windy #umamusume would turn 38 years old today! Zephyrus, the Greek God of wind and the likely basis of her personality... But not her name! The real reason is much sillier, breeder Mutsuaki's wife seeing the word on a cosmetics bottle!

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Happy birthday to #SuperCreek! Born on 27th May 1985, this nurturing #umamusume would turn 41 years old today! Triple G1 winner, the 1988 Kikuka Sho and two others I won't spoil for Cinderella Gray fans! A mommy character with a prideful side - Creek won't eat carrots unless they're sliced equally!

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Happy birthday to #HokkoTarumae! Born on 26th May 2009, this Tomakomai #umamusume turns 17 years old today! 2013's (G1) Tokyo Daishoten local-dol takes the stage. What's she gonna say!? "Try Tomakomai's famous Haskap fruit!" ...As expected from the real life Tomakomai Tourism Ambassador!

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Happy birthday to #Durandal! Born on 25th May 1999, this chivalrous #umamusume would turn 27 years old today! "The Holy Sword of the Turf!" A rare chaser-sprinter (Or end closer sprinter in uma terms) type. Why? Well, they were so unruly to the point of rampaging in the gate & causing a late start!

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Happy birthday to #TamamoCross! Born on 23rd May 1984, this lite #umamusume would turn 42 years old today! Naniwa's White Lightning! A triple G1 winner with a temper! Picking fights and biting neighbours in their retirement farm - Even the normally calm Mejiro Bright would fight back ferociously!

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Happy birthday to #NeoUniverse! Born on 21st May 2000, this mysterious #umamusume would turn 26 years old today! ANOI of observer through the window filled REQU of EVLT. Framauro to Menelaus, Rob Roy fought against KAME & Singularity alone. Broke Chandrasekhai limit, PATH connected. - .... -. -.-

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Happy birthday to #Maruzensky! Born on 19th May 1974, this old #umamusume would turn 52 years old today! The Showa supercar. Trendy n' hip, this undefeated chic chick's down to boogie! Far out speed & Big Berry Good vibes, but check your beeper, this groovy gal was originally planned to be British!

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Happy birthday to #AgnesDigital! Born on 15th May 1997, this otaku #umamusume would turn 29 years old today! Hentai (yes that was their irl nickname) of the Turf & Dirt, winning G1s on both surfaces! Digitan IRL was far from a perv though, described as calm, well-behaved, and usually zoning out!

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Happy birthday to #Rulership! Born on 14th May 2007, this ingenious #umamusume turns 19 years old today! A board gamer, winning Graded races from 2010-12 and known for... their issues with starting gates? Yup! Losing 10 lengths in the 2012 Arima Kinen - And when asked to take a gate test? Retired!

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Happy birthday to #Orfevre! Born on 14th May 2008, this tyrant #umamusume turns 18 years old today! Adorned in gold, following their namesake - Orfevre is French for "Goldsmith" - A triple Crowner that twice came 2nd at the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe (2013-14), her career even sends her off there!

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Happy birthday to #BambooMemory! Born on 17th May 1985, this disciplinary #umamusume would turn 41 years old today! LET'S TRAIN-SSU! The 1989 (G1) Yasuda Kinen and 1990 (G1) Sprinter's Stakes winner, and they look like Yaeno Muteki, right-ssu? Perhaps it's intentional, both looking similar IRL-ssu!

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Happy birthday to #DaiwaScarlet! Born on 13th May 2004, this #1 #umamusume turns 22 years old today! #1 in the 2008 Arima Kinen! #1 in class! #1 in being gay! But maybe not, with her jockey (affectionately) calling her "dumb," only knowing to run forward without restrain - A new Bakushin God!?!

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Happy birthday to #Kiseki! Born on 13th May 2014, this shounen #umamusume turns 12 years old today! The mangaka that won the 2017 Kikuka Sho in 3:18.9 - The slowest since 1946! A typhoon had just hit, ruining the track condition and in fact, the Trifecta hit ¥559,700, the highest in Kikuka history!

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Happy birthday to #RoseKingdom! Born on 10th May 2007, this rosy #umamusume turns 19 years old today! 2010 Japan Cup winner, coming from the famous "Rose Family" mare line! I've used this fact before, but Tanino Gimlet taught Rose Kingdom how to break fences, but Rose is the more temperamental one!

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