Masochists in Dune be like:

Paul Verhoeven: I made my movie "Fascists Suck Shit and They Are Bad" as a cautionary tale about fascists and how fucking stupid they are. Fascists: At long last, "Fascists Suck Shit and They Are Bad" has provided us the defining movie about how smart and how awesome we are.

Democrats becoming increasingly desperate in their attempt to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

My son whenever he pees in our bathroom:

Also, you are always going to lose this battle. Always. Transphobic voters want the real deal full-on transphobes, not the transphobe-light option that merely plays footsie with transphobia. If you wanna be transphobic so bad go be a fucking Republican and stop wasting our goddamn time.

Homophobic Chud: "Being gay is a CHOICE! They CHOOSE to be gay!" Even assuming that is true: who the fuck cares? Oh, they CHOSE to be gay? Awesome. I love that for them. Maybe you could choose to not be a fucking prick. I do not think it IS a choice, I just don't fucking care either way.

Ed Sheeran showing up to rehearsal today:

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ALT: John Travolta Confused in Pulp Fiction

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Me trying to cook something my kids will eat and not complain about:

Anyway, keep this in mind the next time you read an article about Japan's plummeting birth rate.

You can't be incredulous and outraged by what the Republicans are doing with Mitch McConnell in a way anyone is obligated to take seriously unless you were also incredulous and outraged by Democrats doing Weekend at Bernie's with Dianne Feinstein's only very technically alive corpse for so long.

Well yeah. They have no respect for the living, of course they don't have respect for the dead.

This wasn't necessary. If he really wanted to be racist and kill innocent people with impunity, ICE wasn't his only option - he could've joined the IDF.

Back when Biden was president, establishment Dems led to the charge to terrorize and beat and arrest and expel pro-Palestine student protestors, and make every effort to ruin their lives, while people like Amy laughed and clapped and cheered, now she wants to know where they all went.

"My identify is so intertwined with a colonialist apartheid ethnostate that I see any expression of sympathy for the victims of a genocide they're committing as a literal wish to see me murdered." There's no point trying to reason with these people, they've completely melted their brains.

Surely one of the great mysteries of our time is why Ed Sheeran was willing to pull out all the stops for Ukraine & do a benefit concert for them & publicly state he loves and supports them but when it comes to Palestine he "doesn't do politics" and "doesn't take sides" and has to be "diplomatic."

I'll take this one. The colonialist apartheid government that's actively committing violent imperialism, ethnic cleansing and genocide against them. Glad I could clear that up for you.

Pro-hawk neocon and neolib ghouls watching Trump utterly fucking destroy the soft power America spent decades carefully crafting and making the U.S. military a worldwide laughing stock through sheer narcissism, incompetence and greed:

People should be allowed to not serve the gays but my pediatrician should be forced to provide services to my unvaccinated children and expose the rest of their infant patients to disease. I am very smart and my brain is NOT completely melted.

"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"

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A helpful key here for understanding what wingnuttery is and how it works, here. I 100% guarantee you this did not happen and that the boys she’s talking about - she later clarified they were “Pakistani” - do not exist. And yet, I can also assure you Eve is *absolutely convinced* she saw this.

Pink shrieking about Macklemore because he "might make Jewish kids feel bad" has identical energy to MAGAs shrieking about public schools teaching about slavery because it might make W kids feel bad. If you identify with slavers/colonialists rather than abolitionists/resistance, it's a YOU problem.

If you're wondering what to do on 9-11, consider watching the best film ever made about 9-11 and its aftermath, which came out four years before it happened.

Every region of Minnesota is special in its own way with its own unique offerings! Southeast MN is an economic & cultural powerhouse! Northeast MN has pristine lakes and gorgeous forests! Southwest Minnesota. Northwest MN has remote rugged wilderness and the unique tallgrass aspen ecoregion!

When you're over 35 and your grocery store very slightly changes their layout:

Part of me is convinced the U.N. did this to try and get Trump to shut the fuck up about Greenland and wanting Greenland because his brain thinks "BIG LAND WANT BIG LAND" when he sees a traditional Mercator projection. Because that is absolutely 100% the reason he's obsessed with it.

Hard as a parent watching my kids grow up and thinking about the world they'll inherit and all the horrible shit they'll have to contend with and feeling like this: