Our next stop was a neighbourhood known as Little Italy. #PoliceSquad

It didn't take long for me to see that the game was as crooked as Cooper's smile #PoliceSquad

I did a complete rundown on the rock that came through your window. No fingerprints, no laundry marks. It's clean. #PoliceSquad #TheLab

When I arrived at the morgue, my boss had already begun to investigate the physicaI evidence. As was our custom in such cases, we began to talk. #PoliceSquad

In and out of foster homes till the age of 15. Then he moved into Smith's home. He wasn't happy there either. Then he fought Larry Holmes. Last known address was a mobile home in Alabama. #PoliceSquad

- Just in time, Eddie. - Piece of cake, Lieutenant. - No, thanks, I just ate #PoliceSquad

Sally Decker's gonna have to get her teeth straightened in the Statesville Prison from now on #PoliceSquad

Mary's scarf! #PoliceSquad

I'll just buff this down for you #PoliceSquad

- I lied. He never took me to the movies. - Whaaat? - I LIED. HE NEVER TOOK ME TO THE MOVIES #PoliceSquad #alibi

Frank, the black and white is here #PoliceSquad

We've got men covering all the exits #PoliceSquad

- We've been through hundreds of these. Acme Tuba, Tuba World, Tubas Are Us... - Can you take a phone call, Captain? - Not now, Al! International House of Tubas, Tuba or Not Tuba, Tuba Legation... #PoliceSquad

- We're gonna have to check every tuba rental, sales and repair shop in town that's close to a filling station. - That's gonna be a mighty tall order, Frank. This city is the tuba capital of the world. - I know, Ed. It's the only chance we got. #PoliceSquad #tuba

I try to put my past behind me, but every time I turn around, well, there's somebody there telling me who I am or where I've been #PoliceSquad

When I got to the elevator, my boss was already on the scene #PoliceSquad

Ed and I drove around for hours for no particular reason. We came up empty. #PoliceSquad

- Well, now let's say a new merchant moves into the neighbourhood, opens up a shop - "A new merchant moves into the neighbourhood, opens up a shop" #PoliceSquad

Married, one child. That didn't work out, so he married a grown woman. #PoliceSquad

Katie, why don't you run along now. Next week we'll learn why cows look forward to giving milk. #PoliceSquad

Make a wish #PoliceSquad

Police investigation involves meticulous attention to detail. The sound of a buoy or foghorn on the ransom tape led me to the lakefront, where interviews with severaI locals proved unsuccessfuI. #PoliceSquad

Let's go out in the Japanese Garden #PoliceSquad

- We've spotted the suspect and we're going in. - ROGER, WE COPY. WE HAVE YOU IN VIEW. - Not so loud! - SORRY, WE DIDN'T COPY THAT. - Will you be quiet? - ROGER. READY TO ASSIST. #PoliceSquad

- You're not the man I married - How can you say that? - Because here's the man I married #PoliceSquad

About 10:00, Sally Decker dictated a formal statement #PoliceSquad

- All right, Luca, I've got a gun in your ribs! - I'm not Luca. And those aren't my ribs. #PoliceSquad

I'd just come from the stockyards. We'd gotten reports that hundreds of cows had been senselessly slaughtered in the area. But I couldn't find any evidence. I stopped off for a hamburger and checked in with headquarters. #PoliceSquad

All he's ever known is the world of crime. This doesn't excuse what he does, but I think we understand him a little better. #PoliceSquad

Act II Ball III #PoliceSquad