Saw Obsession (2025) last night. Final impression: Inde Navarrette is incredible, she completely made the whole movie. Everything else which didn't involve her was mostly mediocre.
PolyMaus
@polymaus.bsky.social
On the internet, no one knows you're a dog.
People on here will post the truth. "Sluggo had hoes." That is accurate. Facts.
People think being a Bluesky poster means you're tedious but that isn't true. Being a Bluesky poster means you have strong opinions about the various artists of the Nancy comic strip.
Unable to cry at the funeral since you are secretly the one who committed the murder? For a small fee I will chop onions at the service. Let your tears lubricate your new life.
I don't know if I can keep playing mystery visual novels. I'm literally obsessed with the current one I'm playing to the point of neglecting other important things. I need the mystery to be solved!!!!
Gooseworx: I created Jax's character as a cautionary tale. Fanbase: I could literally fix Jax from my favorite show "You Can't Fix Jax".
I don't think we can orgasm our way through the stress this time everyone
Covering my head with a napkin to hide my shame from God while eating a single store brand mini-cupcake.
Me: Hey boss I gotta go home I've got the cycling sporadic Boss: What? Me: The cyclone dora Boss: Me: I've got the psycho dvorak
Wait, if I'm white...and you're white...who's playing that funky music?
This happened to my buddy Eric. You'll never guess how he became my buddy.
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · last mo.cold calling people and asking them if they want to be friends
There isn't actually a lot of focus on the Metal Gear at all. It's mostly just older men flirting with each other.
Considering how good it smells, gasoline tastes surprisingly bad.
I have realized today that to live is to hurt others. Either that or I'm depressed
New scientific study shows that the human frontal lobe is not fully developed until the age 283
Remember to give back to your community! The next time you visit a glory hole, keep the load in your mouth and donate it to a local sperm bank ❤️
I am going to spend money on games that I want to play (I do not have the time to play them)
You ever have a dream so cringe that no one can ever find out about it?
I am neither a lover, nor a fighter, but a secret third thing (a gooner)
You have something green in your teeth. Just wanted to make sure you knew
Crying alone in my car due to what I imagine a song is about (it's not actually about that at all)
I had a nightmare last night that I started playing Dark Souls. That was pretty much the whole plot. Game is really not up my alley.
The look she gives me when I start telling her parents about the visual novels I've been playing recently.
PC-98 Bot@pc98bot.gang-fight.com · 3mo agoCharm // Acid Plan // PC-98
