Found my new white noise machine!

I’m still awake

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Bruh, I came in after looking at that to say this EXACT THING. Like not only do/did none of them look like irl, but the irony of this bitch is calling Patton a Russian?? And MacArthur's epaulettes are wildly off.

Heat Safety Experts Advise Americans To Seek Privilege https://theonion.com/heat-safety-experts-advise-americans-to-seek-privilege-1850623871/

As is the usual, literally the EXACT OPPOSITE of everything he said is what's true.

I Live 400 Yards From Mark Zuckerberg’s Massive Data Center

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The topline from Abdul El-Sayed’s win is that his platform for change still managed to win despite grotesque levels of outside campaign spending and a racist smear campaign to paint him as un-American. The grassroots desire to upset the status quo is that powerful.

Now this is method.

Honestly, I'm more amused and impressed than anything Just wait, the whole thing is actually be a part of an experimental piece they're devising

Thrilled. I LOVE spending extra money unnecessarily and then having that extra money go to people who have more wealth than I will ever know. It's actually my kink, and it's very hard to find porn for it. Gotta go to those niche North Korean sites and verify your age with a credit card or SS number

Wait, does this seriously surprise anyone? No, seriously, who is surprised by this and why? They vote for values they believe in...

Hey @nytimes.com, I know you guys decided that for revenue, you needed to hire more "diverse" (conservative) reporters, which often times means just shitty, lazy, or corrupt. But this is just ridiculous. Might as well call you CNN

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 2d ago

Breaking News: Two deaths in Michigan have been linked to cyclospora. Both people who had the parasite also had underlying health issues.

If you live in Philadelphia, I'm teaching a free class (with free stickers!!) on how to score a baseball game at Val's Lesbian bar next tuesday! Please come!

It's actually why I've gone quiet about it. Not only is he right, but Mitch is just the infamous example of an existing legal issue

It's amazing how fucking stupid establishment/AIPAC democrats often are. Why do ya'll think Biden AND Harris did so poorly among *CERTAIN* voting demographics? Bc those voters were pretty fucking clear about their position...

Ohhh! So this wasn't ever actually about protecting women in sports, was it? They just were building up the issue as an excuse to violate underage women's bodies. Gotcha

He's trying to subtly dislodge a piece of shit he's got stuck in his teeth and is being unsuccessful in both endeavors.

So no I'm not surprised by: "the administration’s latest move was developed in partnership with university leaders, primarily the Association of American Universities, which represents dozens of top research institutions including all eight Ivy League colleges." 🎁 www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

McMahon Asks US Colleges to Pledge Campus Reforms by End of 2026

Education Secretary Linda McMahon is sending a letter Monday to the leaders of US universities asking them to commit to a slate of campus reforms by the end of 2026 in the Trump administration’s lates...

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Urgent🚨 Thousands upon thousands of immigrants are being abused, deprived of medical attention, deprived of basic human rights, like food and healthy drinking water & tortured. Call your 2 Senators & your Congressional rep at 202-224-3121 & demand accountability for #ICELawlessness! Take 2 mins🧵

When we speak up, we can make a big difference. This man was having medical emergency. #ICE thugs we're gonna abduct him right off the street and take him in regardless. A bystander boldly steps in and makes sure that he gets the medical attention he needs. The least we can do is call Congress.

I really liked the bit about the wind being Hamas bc I was just watching a documentary about Westboro Baptist Church, and it reminded me of them.

And he'd probably use a "yo mama" joke to agree

Trump is the human manifestation of cancer. Like a combination of GBM, PDA, SCLC, and IBC. Indiscriminate in its selfishness, kills whatever it touches, and longer it's allowed to continue, the worse the outcome/survival rate

I genuinely can't believe I saying this, but, I HIGHLY/STRONGLY recommend watching this in its entirety. Seriously, this isn't a joke or sarcasm. And yes, there's a part of me that can't believe I'm posting this, but here I am.

Nick Fuentes Interview (Ft. Hunter Biden)

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No one should participate in this obvious grift. But I know it might happen, and honestly, the whole thing would be as tragic as it is borderline hilarious (in like a "the fucking nerve of this schmuck" type way)

Republicans Against Trumpism@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 4d ago

Trump Media just launched one of the most corrupt schemes in recent memory. Its new “Truth API” lets banks, trading firms, and others pay up to $100,000 a month for faster, real time access to Donald Trump’s Truth Social posts, giving deep pocketed investors a potential edge before everyone else.

Let this be a lesson, people! If you're going to show mature content, you MUST label it NFSW. It SHOULD be NSFL, but that's not an available tag outside of _chan cesspools

I know you're a comedian, but this crosses the line @soozuk.bsky.social How dare you not take small laminated pieces of cardboard paper more seriously

"The unknown heroes of the street have more talent than some who occupy a privileged place" - @patcamu #globalmuseum #music #Streetmusician

I heard it was a feature created and pushed by Gemini

Joey Tribbian's Funny Wink

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Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · 5d ago

That was fast. Google sent me a statement saying it is now “rolling back“ this AI feature after our demonstration and others from OSINT researchers www.404media.co/google-earth...