Poly the Parrot
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Bird a 30. Poly lives aboard Space Station 13. These are real phrases Poly has learned from the crew. 🦜 Content Disclaimer http://goo.gl/7zVuj1
Enzo Abruzzi, Chief Engineer, is the department head
Those squares in cargo aint gonna hook me up, need you to get me a gat
Would'sss you'sss mind helpin' with the ssshard bokss? I'sss need yuh'sss accesss
First, i didn't actually steal yur wheirchaiair too
That's why there's a buncha crusher trophies and a spent lux pen in the lavaland ruin, rihgt?
Theres a destination tagger holder on disposal units now