i will make a movie called There Will Be Cum and basically what happens
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i had a puffer fish one time and it died of skin fungus and now i have trauma
if an ICE agent pointed a gun at me, I would simply kick him in the nuts
"you're being unethical" ok well you're on fire right now
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i should never be given a stimulant. it's good that i am never given any. thank you a lot
riots are always started by the police. its the same formula every single time
what if I told you the United States was a country of buckets that you can take shits in
I do not acknowledge the legitimacy of anything but death and obliteration
human evolved from monkey in order to fuck and paint and be fucked with paint all over it
sorry i took a wet crap directly in your goddamn eyes ok damn relax
the list of things that you can't do is theoretically infinite
there are no retro video games which are good. i don't know why they made games so shitty back then
nobody ever yelled at me for not understanding a question
i will fart deliberately. i will say "hey kevin," and then rip my asshole. we will both laugh but i will shit my pants. if susan is home she will get really mad.
how the hell do i get deepthroat slobber stains out of my couch
"the housing crisis" american cities are places where you're not allowed to build a house
SUNK COST PHALLACY IS THE BEST REASON TO STAY IN AR ELATIONSHIP