[Smash Bros Brawl announcer] "GUY WHO DOESNT WASH HIS GRAPES BEFORE EATING THEM" [crusty, low battery Wii Mote speaker] "Theyre fine!!"

#spiderman #petraparker

Booberry Cereal@bonklechicken.bsky.social · 2w ago

You guys didn't think Peter would actually stay in his bed did you #spiderman #petraparker

I find it very funny how almost all popular Magical Hidden school stories have just been scathing critiques of how truly generic and uninspired harry potter is. Mashle Little Witch Academy Owl House Just kinda funny thing I realized just now

it's called a crush because the thing you feel for the other person is wanting to be crushed under them in bed

i feel like if your only contribution to a fandom is powerscaling or talking about hype and aura you are bringing nothing of value

before we get too comfortable here: Trans rights or else!

imagine sitting at your computer at 11pm and posting this chauvinistic drivel. "pro tip" bro the only thing you do professionally is decay.

kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · 7d ago

This disgusting dipshit got filtered from Dark Souls AND the Star Fox remake and thinks he can speak authoritatively to devs.

Pedophile

guy in a lifted ford f150 ran a red light and nearly hit me and then flipped me off when i didn’t even flip him off or honk at him or anything, just looked up at him scared pls join me in praying that he’s a smoldering corpse within the hour

I know most of you guys don't go on the other app but the pope posted an anti AI/ pro artists statement yesterday, and the ensuing cope and memes is really funny

gotta love being fine all day and then boom, random intense cramping out of nowhere that causes me to keel over in my seat and slam my head on my desk

if youre a Real One all i can say is: please be as vocal and up front about not using AI in your project as possible cuz i personally do not trust SHIT that isnt saying it loud and proud

i genuinely feel terrible for anyone making LEGIT, AI-free romhacks/decomps/recomps in this current environment all these fucking script-kiddie AI slopmongers keep burning up all the goodwill

I got this guy for a fuckin BARGAIN today lol. Amazon surplus store 10$ day my beloved

I hate getting struck with divine inspiration to make something that would be so cool but I don't have the requisite knowledge to make it real The whole "Make it first, and then improve it later" sentiment is nice but fuuuuuck is it hard to actually believe that sometimes

GM letting me aura diff a giant lobster the size of my mech in their LANCER oneshot tonight wasn't on the bingo card but sure why not

It's great to see tailoring accommodate such extreme movement today. This level of tailoring was a bit more common in the past, as you can see in old films featuring Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, but many modern suits will lift off the wearer's neck even when they're just walking.

Jessie always had some killer boots didn't she? #pokemon #fanart

Pro tip: if you put strobing lights in a gif on your post that's a fast track to getting your ass blocked without remorse

It's crazy how much just putting on a dress and some heels can improve my mood when I'm out and about. Like genuinely the compliments I get about how I look have highkey made life not feel as bleak and shameful

God I keep seeing posts of people with that AYN Thor and I want one sooooo badly... I yearn to emulate on a small, foldable device that won't bankrupt me trying to buy it like a folding phone would...

Guess who's doin college assignments 30 minutes before they're due

Yeahhhh, Dicedip is kinda the king of skits on youtube shorts for me rn. This man is concocting bits no sane man could concieve

Jordan@jordevio.soy · 3w ago

I’m fucking dying at this dude

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set the ac in my room really low just so I can pretend fall is still cold where I live... Wrapped up in a blanket because I want to be cozy again...

If Miranda wasn't a complete monster Lady Dimitrescu in resy 8 would've been like a crazy godmother to Ethan daughter.

Fuck Tim Sweeney. Fuck Fortnite. Fuck GenAI. And if I catch any mutuals playing the game from now on, consider it a block on sight. I don't care if it's your comfort game, or if you're under peer pressure to play. You're an adult who can make informed decisions. Act like it.

Rory aka Mrs. Asina 🧪 ❄️🐦‍⬛@guttersnipe.bsky.social · 4w ago

LRT because I know some oomfs still play F*rtnite It contains AI slop and continues to implement AI slop frvr.com/blog/epic-ga...