Je suis Tamsin.

Microsoft: $101 BILLION in profits. $12.5 BILLION in tax breaks. $176 BILLION in stock buybacks. 4,800 workers fired this week. 9,000 workers fired last year. Please don't tell me trickle-down economics works. It never did. Nothing trickles down.

Repeat after me: I am a hornbag.

See also: Agatha All Along Sense8 Boots Sabrina Santa Clarita Diet Travellers Resident Evil Altered Carbon Space Force Jessica Jones AJ and The Queen Special Dead to me (And that’s just netflix)

Megan Fox@glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 6d ago

"Why isn't anyone watching our expensive new TV shows?!" because we think you'll cancel them and oh hey look at that, variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Now, that’s a good way to end Friday. Fresh seafood in the sunshine. ☀️

I was always bemused at the UK public and press’ eagerness to take this asshole back after he chained a sex-worker to a radiator and beat them He’s not a good person, heck he’s not even a good musician. www.euronews.com/my-europe/20...

'Nauseating': Boy George faces heated backlash for new pro-Israel song

The Culture Club frontman has released a song in solidarity with Israel on his X account, disputing how its offensive in Gaza has been characterised by the UN. #EuropeNews

euronews.com

For the Computer Chronicles, I’m an owl filled with chutney.

Gay people aren’t driving cars into school trips. Gay people aren’t shooting straight clubs with machine guns. Straight people, yes you, need to get a handle on homophobia and start tackling it now. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Several injured at Berlin Pride after reports vehicle drove into crowd, police say

Police say an intensive manhunt is under way after the incident in Berlin's city centre.

bbc.co.uk

That’s quite enough of this week, thank you. 🍷 🏊

ABOVE AVERAGE HEIGHT* *when I’m laying on my back.

©️garethaethwy 2024@garethaethwy.bsky.social · 2w ago

ABOVE AVERAGE HEIGHT* *for a squirrel.

I ate too many hot wings… 🥵

I have watched #AnnDroid twice now. It's truly excellent BBC comedy at its silly, yet touching, best. Hoping Diane Morgan and Sue Johnston are proud of what they've made, and that BBC Comedy recommission it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t3N...

New Diane Morgan comedy, Ann Droid | Trailer - BBC

YouTube video by BBC Trailers

youtube.com

I wouldn’t want to live under the flight path… 💩

Just watched 'The Vanishing of Debbie Griggs' on NOW TV. The killer, Andrew Griggs, claims innocence even after being convicted of rape, and burying her body in his garden. What's worse is that his new wife, ALSO CALLED DEBBIE, believes everything he says. It's just beyond any comprehension to me.

It’s turned windy and rainy here. That’s it. I’m running a bath and making some soup.

Gays and theys! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ I host LBGTQ+ socials & mixers in Bowes Park & Bounds Green (North London) every other month They're held in a lovely community-owned, super queer-friendly, pub 🍺🍷 Love to see some of you there on Sat 5th Sept! Feel free to DM me 📨 More here: www.facebook.com/events/20142...

Just pulled out a white eyebrow hair. So, if you don’t mind, I’m going to buy a heated mono-slipper and book a flight to Switzerland.

Hose pipe ban in effect for all Thames Water customers. www.thameswater.co.uk/network-late...

Hydration break… #ENGvARG

I need to pee and get more Pinot. Can we pause the sports ball again? #ENGvARG

Nice! #ENGvARG

Alan Partridge's Iconic World Cup Goal Call

ALT: Alan Partridge's Iconic World Cup Goal Call

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Me trying to attract attention at the gay sauna…

Fun for all the family…

Just a bit of light t̶r̶e̶a̶s̶o̶n̶ gardening…

Oh no, what a shame, etc. Anyways…

Former Tory minister Ann Widdecombe dies at 78

Ann Widdecombe became a dominant pro-Brexit voice later in her career.

bbc.co.uk

I swear to Cher. Changing the bedding in this heat should be classed as some sort of extreme endurance sport. #ukheatwave

I know all the queens did their best, and I’m not debating that. But, ‘Tell Me Something Good Storytime’ has to be one of the dullest challenges ever. Honestly, I thought time was going backwards. #RPDR #DragRace #AllStars

That’s enough Monday

I am a little bit drunk and I would like to say it is @positivelad.me's fault