Possible Cabbage 🟢
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A cabbage, or Something. I should have learned kung fu, instead of ethics. Bees are good, bees are good, I believe that bees are good.. 2+2=-3 in Z/7Z. e/em
When you see "soy free" on egg packaging, is that useful allergy information or vice signaling to morons? I presume there's nothing in the egg that the chicken doesn't put in there (except salmonella) so any link b/w "egg quality" and "diet" is probably just a "diet quality/healthy chicken thing.
This is kind of like living in Minnesota, which is reliably blue, so outsiders assume that like "antifa hunts cops for fun, pork is illegal, etc." But it's mostly just decent, normal people trying to do their best.
The Verge@theverge.com · 2d agoBluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
I have come to realize that I, myself, am a plot guesser as a means to deal with whatever anxiety "what's going to happen" creates, I will try to figure out "given pagecount/runtime, dramatic structure, and themes what's likely to happen" but this is about as relevant to others as "I can cook beans"
David Sims@davidlsims.bsky.social · 4d agoif I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”
A thing I have noticed in some films out of Asia is that there will be a card in front of the trailers alerting the audience to additional scenes and telling you how many of them there are. If American Movie Studios don't want me to leave as soon as the house lights go up, they can do the same.
James Miller@16bitirl.bsky.social · 4d agoMovie theater innovations.
I went to this instead of Spider-Man, didn't regret it (though it's not as good as THE INVITE- the other Olivia Wilde sexually charged comedy in theaters.)
Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 4d agoName the last film you've seen.
Dr. Zaius is vindicated by the fact that George literally blows up the planet in the sequel, necessitating the Time Travel plot of Escape. He's not nice, but if George were not allowed to escape then the planet doesn't blow up (the mutants can just go on worshiping their bomb.)
Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 5d agoName a villain who was actually right.
I think I'm going to skip the liver and just throw some beef jerky in a pot of beans.
FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 6d agoRFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef: "Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. ... You can buy liver"
Film you've watched more than six (I'm sure I've surpassed sixteen, I likely have surpassed sixty) times with a gif. Hard Mode: Not affiliated with any film franchise whatsoever.
Clue Characters Say Hello
Alt: The characters in the film CLUE greet someone at the door. In the foreground left to right are Colleen Camp as Yvette, Lesley Ann Warren as Miss Scarlet, and Tim Curry as Wadsworth Behind them are Madeline Kahn as Mrs. White, Martin Mull as Colonel Mustard, Christopher Lloyd as Professor Plum, Michael McKean as Mr. Green,and Eileen Brennan as Mrs. Peacock.
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😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate@sarcasticmom69.bsky.social · 7d agoFilm you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
I have like an entire box of starter packs of the WCW Nitro trading card game from 25 years ago that THE MAN doesn't want you to have access to.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Peter Navarro: "I had a million doses of hydroxychloroquine in warehouses as the defense policy coordinator that I was trying to distribute to hospitals. And Fauci got the FDA stop me from doing that."
TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
I think the thing about Nolan dropping the "No Man/Οὔτις" thing is that in the poem Odysseus is a stinker who tries to get an edge on everybody he meets by lying to them until he gets the right lie out. Nolan simply isn't interested in Odysseus- trickster figure so it's an easy cut.
You've heard of Paul Atreidies, You've heard of Sheev Palpatine... but did you know that the only Emperor is the Emperor of Ice Cream? Kill the house lights, let the lamp affix its beam!
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
We used to live in a society. "Photographing strangers in a public restroom without their permission" ought to be the sort of thing that gets people to start throwing hands.
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv)@theserfstv.bsky.social · last wk.They're coming for your children www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/06/jk-r...
Honorable mentions to: The Bone Temple, The Christophers, Send Help, and The Furious.
Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · last wk.Name your fav film of 2026 so far.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains. (y'all make this too easy, I could do like 25)
Ray Radlein@radlein.bsky.social · last wk.Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains.
Turns out Nobody blinded him because you can still see with one eye.
Transphobes Can't Read@lordaslan.bsky.social · 2w agoThe "AI Odyssey" crowd made a cyclops with two eyes lolol
My kombucha SCOBY was born on 3/22/23 Technically there are trace amounts of alcohol after the second ferment, but so does orange juice that sat too long in the fridge.
Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2w agoName your fav soft-drink.
I had that Nintendo DS Bubble Bobble game that (due to a bug they could not patch) would not allow you to play past level 30. Real Bobbleheads know that the game doesn't really even start until you get past level 50.
Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2w agoName the worst videogame you ever bought.
I overheard two people in the bathroom at my local AMC theater chatting "I never thought I would see a big screen adaptation of The Odyssey" and it took all my willpower not to respond with "C'mon, Wishbone did a version of the Odyssey, Arthur did a version of the Odyssey, etc."
The fun thing is that anybody can canonically cosplay Janet, since she's not a girl (or a boy, or a robot, or a computer.)
Janet (D'Arcy Carden) Waves Goodbye
Alt: Janet (D'Arcy Carden) waving and saying "bye."
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Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2w agoName a character you would cosplay.
If you can catch HADESTOWN this weekend at the (movie) theater, and you don't absolutely hate straight up musicals I highly recommend it- they did a really good job filming it.
A normal part of sports is that you talk trash to try to get in your opponent's head. A normal sort of thing for a person to do is to learn where the line is by stepping over it and regretting that, then stepping back. But with an army of CHUDs behind her, I'm not sure Ms. Clark is gonna do that.
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 2w agoShe's being pedantic in a way that signals "I don't understand what I'm talking about" since in some contexts "trans" is a Latin prefix meaning "across" not an adjective (c.f. "transalpine"), but in context it's obviously just the short form of "transgender" in the same way we shorten other words.
Alan Driscoll@alandriscoll.com · 2w agoI'm not saying she's necessarily the stupidest person of all time, but she's definitely the person with the biggest ever gap between how clever they think they are, and how stupid they actually are.
I'm picking the Jolly Green Giant (because he's huge), Sanders and Boyardee (because they actually existed rather than being imagined), and the King because I do not want the King coming after me.
Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2w agoThings aren't great, let's have some fun
Really, they need to move him in with the Cannibal and just forget about them for a few days- see what happens.
Mark Chadbourn@chadbourn.bsky.social · 2w agoI hope someone puts this to music, but right now I can’t stop laughing.
The saddest thing about the right wing outrage about THE ODYSSEY is that what really should happen is that there should be *many* adaptations of the Odyssey out there, since it's hard to get more public domain than "predates Priscan Latin." Do a funny one, sure- there's no one true vision of this.
It is kind of funny while in our modern era we complain about casting for entirely fictional people not looking right for whatever reason, but that the 1986 hit film HIGHLANDER features Sean Connery pretending to be Egyptian and Christopher Lambert pretending to be Scottish.
"A single rose in your garden dwells- like any rose, it's not itself."
Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago
The right wing game of Telephone on the Olive Garden pasta pass is bizarre. Since "the pasta pass" is available in very limited numbers (like 10,000 every 4 years) they used to issue a physical card like a rewards card at a grocery store that you could swipe for "I have the pasta pass."
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoScalise: "For God's sake -- you can't get pasta at Olive Garden without a picture ID! Why not be able to show a picture ID to vote?"
