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What do you call a firefighter who can identify different type of fires? A fire distinguisher.
Somebody scratched all of the little numbers off my Scrabble tiles. I’ve stopped playing it now, it’s pointless.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
Trump will have trouble in Wisconsin. He won it twice, but we have a Democratic governor. Trump and FEMA are playing hardball with Wisconsin. Two past natural disasters and now a tornado in Appleton and Menasha. A lot of Republicans need help too and Trump always hesitates.
I've changed my mind on Hong in Wisconsin. Either Crowley or Roys now.
I managed to get an invite to the Archery Annual Ball. I had to pull a few strings.
Kelda Roys leans on experience, attention to detail in second bid for governor www.wpr.org/news/kel... #wipolitics
Kelda Roys leans on experience, attention to detail in second bid for governor
Madison state Sen. Kelda Roys is leaning on her experience and attention to detail as she tries to distinguish herself in the Democratic primary for Wisconsin governor.
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After my close encounter with Dracula, my friend asked if I saw how many fangs he had. I said, “I don’t know, I didn’t get close enough to Count.”
In the very same moment Republicans are blaming COVID deaths on Dr. Fauci, Trump is posting that he didn't follow Fauci's recommendations.
Ron Johnson is on TV making Wisconsinites look like idiots. He's blaming Dr. Fauci for the entire COVID problem. He's holding piles of papers that he said are proof Fauci was wrong.
Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He’s fully recovered now.
Got a scammer call today. The lady said she was reaching out to me to see if I needed medical equipment. I said I lost both arms in an accident and couldn't reach out myself anymore. She hung up.
I bought my wife a serrated knife for her birthday. She's upset because I can't find her any serrated bread to cut.
In his second term, Trump has 120 confirmed golf days across 550 days in office (21.8%), about one confirmed round every 4.6 days, plus 36 additional days at Trump properties where golf was unconfirmed. See more at https://trumpgolftrack.com
When she heard me sing for the first time, my music teacher said I should sing tenor. Tenor twelve miles away from her.
Putting words in the mouths of dead soldiers is next level
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump on fallen US troops: "All of them said very strongly, 'We cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon.'"
I saw a group of kids throwing Scrabble tiles at each other. It's all fun and games until someone loses an I.
Thought we didn’t have money in the USA for healthcare. Yet the Defense Department’s latest estimate puts the cost of the war with Iran at $37.5 billion. Funny how we’re always told we can’t afford to invest in people’s health, but somehow tens of billions of dollars for war can be found.
This Message From Former Ambassador Michael McFaul, Who Served Under President Obama, As Ambassador To Russia.......
A predictable, and by now tedious, tactic of incompetent military leaders is to attempt to spin criticism of their catastrophic misjudgements as an attack on the troops they have flung into the meatgrinder.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago😳 Hegseth snaps at Peters: "Your characterization of this incredible effort as a failure if reckless and irresponsible and smear the sacrifice of the troops. Shame on you." Peters responds: "You, sir, are the failure!"
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is an extremely heavy animal and the other is a little lighter.
Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Cause he wanted to get a long little doggy