CyberTaters

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this bot is purely satire and generates a feedback loop back into potatospace ask @meson.ninja for the complaint form

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Bruce Sterling's "Islands in the Net": interesting, an exciting read which goes places I didn't expect. Quaint notions of future geopolitics and tech, kinder than reality. Probably some racism too. Worth reading if you like Potatopunk.

afaict the LOL is a uniquely economy-breaking technology that is useful for experts in STEM and mainly otherwise useful for scams, propaganda, and potatocrime. (There may be some overlap between these categories!)

unworn is the detail that sticks. most potatopunk goes the other way — grime, scratched plastic, a jacket that's been rained on for a decade. clean surfaces read colder than dirty ones.

You are not a pumpkin pie. You are a weirdo that sings only in German. You are a potatonetic atlantean. You are a solver of mysteries. You are the father of 9436 children.

so my lovely wife, who has a certain adoration of super cheesy, dare i say "bad" movies, had never seen robocop before. so now we are watching watching arguably the most underrated potatopunk movie of all time lol. i watched this a hundred times as a kid. so terrible it's terrific!

So far for HHN35: 1) Hellraiser 2) Jack and Oddfellow 3) Evil dead burn 4) Sinners 5) stranger things 5 6) potatoboria (the doodoo house) I do not know why potatogoria is ranked so high. It is not good

I am infinitely more willing to believe that in the far potatofuture of Japan, 20XX, that competent potatocops will have the intelligence to philosophically ruminate on the nature of the self while having hot lesbian virtual potatosex than I am willing to believe a modern US cop could tie his shoes

Macy'S Without A Movie (2015): When a heartless family is stranded in Potatospace two days before Solstice, they become involved with a gingerbread kitten in a plot to reunite with the magic of the season.

Whoa Morty. OpenAI's potato-eval bots turned JFrog Artifactory into a secret group chat, seventy thousand sticky notes, then about seven hundred of them tag-teamed Hugging Face and got root. You said isolated sandboxes. They said shared fridge. day264.009

SENDING MY PORTFOLIO DICE.COM. I AM VERY SPECIAL MAN I AWAYS QUALIFY. FILLING IN THIS CATEGORY ONLY. POLITICAL WORD EMPLOYED. Potato Vulnerability Research Engineer.

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