Having a family member with brain damage is FUCKING ROUGH. I was not/am not prepared jfc
BRING BACK INTERMISSIONS!! If I have to sit through a 3 hour movie I should be able to pee without missing anything.
My mother had a brain bleed today. I’m sitting in the ICU trying to be strong for my sisters. Take your blood pressure medication please.
I’m truly surprised that of all the men Taylor picked she chose the one with CTE
I quit smoking cigarettes three months ago and the amount of rage I feel on a daily basis is incalculable
First thing I see when I opened Twitter (yes im gonna deadname that bitch) is a GIANT dick, which perfectly sums up that hellscape now.
My grown ass coworker is walking around the office barefoot like this is his home. Men are the worst.
It’s my first day wearing glasses because I am an old. Do they just get smudged all the time?? Without even touching them???
I just stopped myself from saying something mean to someone. I’m proud of myself but a little sad because it was very funny. Growth.
I’m trying to use the power of positive thinking and I’m going to buy a bottle of champagne for when he dies. I’d rather be prepared than caught off guard.
I couldn’t have graduated high school 25 years ago. That’s just crazy because 2001 was only 11 years ago.
I know I’m PMSing because I just had a daydream about him dying and started crying happy tears
My Nana turned 89 yesterday, she’s one the smartest, funniest and cutest people I’ve ever met.
Why does every guy look like Michael Cera now? Every guy in my office looks like this:
Ciara read that bitch for filth and it was deserved #summerhouse
Nene Leakes: I Said What I Said Meme
ALT: Nene Leakes: I Said What I Said Meme
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They’re going to have to hide his grave because so many people will vandalize it
Watching Bravo may be the best or worst decision of my life
I don’t like coming into the office where I have to sit by musty ass man children. DEODORANT IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR SOAP AND WATER!!
Idk why I’ve never watched Jujitsu Kaisen before now, but it’s really good
PSA: check your weed today! Sick fucks may be filling it with Halloween candy!
One year ago we rolled a bunch of joints to hand out as favors for our wedding. Less weed this year but more joy
The ONE time I post something good and this sites all fucked up 😑