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Power the cat likes to judge your dinner. Read the alt text, it's usually better than the food.

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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 3mo ago

The 4 stages of biting sushi

A black and white cat sits on the floor and looks up at a small piece of dangling salmon sushi

She opens her mouth a little, showing a tooth. Her eyes look a little boogly

Fully committed, she goes in for the salmon chomp, mouth wide open and crazy-eyed. Now more shark than cat

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I know a trap when I see one

A black and white cat lies belly-up on a fluffy blanket, her paws tucked in (she's 100% not going to maul you as soon as you think about touching her tummy)

Same innocent cat, different 'look at my fluffy belly' pose

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 5mo ago

There's a giant vicious tribble on the bed

A black and white cat sits on a white duvet. A Spock action figurine climbs on the cat's head, while Kirk has been unceremoniously thrown off to land upside down by her tail.

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 5mo ago

When the cat meets your eye and she asks for some pie that's a Tuesday 🎶

A black and white cat sits on a grey sofa. A piece of Tosca pie/cake sits on a plate decorated with a fox picture. The cat looks at the cake. The cake looks like the driest thing in the world but was described by a neighbour as the best she'd ever had, so we no longer judge a pie by its cover

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Nobody warned me that buttery jacket potatoes summon haunted cats. Surely the Irish could have given us a heads up

A black and white cat stands bathed in lamplight, staring blankly at half a buttery jacket potato

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Om nom? Om no.

A black and white cat is offered a pink spiky lychee, she leans in for the sniff

The black and white cat, upon seeing the lychee in its naked form, turns her head askance in subtle, almost royal, disapproval. Dearest lychee, rejection is a part of life.

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 6mo ago

It's nice to have a friend who stands like a haunted doll and watches you eat satay

A black and white cat stands to the right of a dish of satay sauce and prawn crackers. Her big haunted eyes watch you take every bite

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Happy valentine's day! Here's to all the needle felt balls I've loved and lost somewhere in the house

A black and white cat on a wooden floor with her beloved red needle felt heart ball

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 6mo ago

When you want to help with the wrapping but your primary skill is 'fluffing things up'

A black and white cat sits on a hairy sea green quilt and looks down at a pair of scissors and paper. She's prepared to help with whatever you're doing, but will only be truly useful to someone who needs a bedspread fluffing up after being freshly washed

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Interspecies hand gestures. I don't think either of us knows what it means

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 7mo ago

I see cat people

A black and white cat looks out of the window, searching for new 'friends' to bap

Kate Bevan@katebevan.com · 7mo ago

As we're doing starter packs, I have just created a new one for cat fans. Do let me know if I've left your cat (and you) off! go.bsky.app/ML99Quk

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 7mo ago

A short story about betrayal, humiliation, and recovery

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Merry Christmas to you all, even the bastards who put me in this ridiculous fluffy thing

A black and white cat smiles, wearing a fluffy read and grey headband around her shoulders

A black and white cat frowns to camera, still wearing a fluffy read and grey headband around her shoulders

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Christmas update: The humans found a weird potato and subjected me to a photoshoot with the abominable snowman

A black and white cat sits on beige carpet at the top of the stairs, and looks across at a potato snowman with googly eyes and toothpicks for arms

The black and white cat turns away in disgust, the potato looks at the cat, perplexed at the reaction.

The potato has moved down a step, and looks directly into camera, with arms outstretched ('here I am, world!'). The cat remains on the landing looking a little scared but trying to be nonchalant

The potato and cat sit next to each other again. Cat's expression is somewhat 'fuck my life'. Potato raises arms up in surrender.

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Pumpkin base and nduja, have you lost your mind? Call the hospital, we need an intervention over here Christmas is cancelled everyone!

A black and white cat peeks her head around the corner of a sofa, terrified of the pumpkin pizza plate

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 9mo ago

I'm a stinker? A cheesy breath mushroom head? How dare you What on earth

A black and white cat sits on a fluffy blanket, she looks into camera with a mildly startled look on her face

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Droolcula

A black and white cat, post vet visit, zooted out on the good shit. Massive pupils, no idea where or who she is, long spittle strings hang from either side of her mouth like a dribbly doped-up Dracula.

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 10mo ago

I've unwittingly summoned the butter fiend again

A cup-a-soup with buttered sourdough 'soldiers' for dipping. The photographer is being stalked by a blurry figure in the background... It appears to be a black and white butter-fiend shaped like a cat

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 10mo ago

I'm in control now, bitches

A black and white cat sleeps with her head resting on 2 games controllers and a TV remote

Close up of an illuminated charging PS3 controller, with a black and white cat's sleepy chin resting on the joystick controls

Black and white cat sits on a green patterned cushion, and two TV remotes. She smiles to camera, knowing you have to watch Star Trek for the rest of the night, because her tummy rolls are now in charge of changing the channel.

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 10mo ago

It's spooky season, but I'm a creeper all year round

A black and white cat sits on the right-hand-side of a sofa backrest, facing and mirroring the pose of a red fox cushion. Some sort of vintage/sepia-green filter is applied, notching up the creep factor

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Thinking of making an album but can't decide which cover image makes me look the most cool so everyone will want to be me

A black and white cat, pov from carpet level, sleeping in a bunch of sunbeams

A black and white cat, looking over her shoulder, on a teal, blue, and yellow flower patterned bedspread. More sunbeams

Small black and white cat sleeping on stairs. Sepia tint

Black and white cat photographed from a distance, looking over her shoulder, and, looking preeeetty pretty cool. She stands against a cracked cement wall with a guitar mounted on it

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 11mo ago

A dinner of (British) kings! I'll lick my own butt but I won't touch that

A black and white cat sits on a grey blanket, looking toward a baked potato with beans and leaves. She's disappointed in you. You have the world's cuisine at your fingertips and you choose to eat that.

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 11mo ago

When I'm found dead, and this little butthole is nowhere to be found, they're going to record my death as falling down the stairs. She's gonna get away with it

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 11mo ago

She's come to protect me from the monsters (Lies of P: screaming jump scares if you're a scaredy cat like me)

A black and white cat sits between the sofa and TV, looking alert and a tad alarmed

She's now jumped up on a lap for scratches. Her face is derpy and boggle-eyed

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 11mo ago

I'll have a bacon salad, please. Cat size

There's a black and white cat, there's a massive bacon salad, there's a camera person pending hospitalisation for salt overdose

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 11mo ago

We have the first Power plant to be built in the UK over the last 10 years

Power, the black and white cat, sits at the bottom of a (very dry) garden, in a large square terracotta plant pot.

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Somewhere along the line it all got a bit out of hand

A black and white cat, photographed from above, with a peapod on her back

Three peapods on her back; a furry trifecta

One peapod on the head, another 3 in a pretty fern shape on her back. (She seems to like this, or at least tolerate it)

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 12mo ago

She's learned the 'gimme a treat' gesture. It's all over for the humans. We're just walking treat dispensers, now.

A black and white cat sits on the sofa and looks intensely into camera

She lifts her paw up and points at you. Give her a treat, biatch

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Smol Paul's idiotic little face brings so much joy into our days, I hope he's back to his wobbly self soon 🐈‍⬛〰️

Holly Brockwell@hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 12mo ago

Emergency vet with Smol Paul (again). He's not in immediate danger but there's something neurological causing problems with his legs. He needs an MRI, which will cost around £4.5k. If you'd been meaning to donate, this would be an excellent time 😭 Will share pics of Paul's brain if it helps!

Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 12mo ago

I see your catflap hasn't been washed in a while... I'm currently cleaning your neighbours' if you want me to do yours too?

A black and white cat stares through a blurry catflap window. Clearly unimpressed with your peephole washing standards