Mh, fine with me. I have some books if you want to kill time.
Rayman! ✨️@limblesshero.bsky.social · 2y agoMmm... Nope, not doing that, then. [Dramatic sigh.] I'm the best at falling asleep at the worst time, so it's better to not tempt fate.
Rayman! ✨️@limblesshero.bsky.social · 2y agoYou can lay down if you think you can stay awake.
Rayman! ✨️@limblesshero.bsky.social · 2y agoYeah, all right. That makes sense. [Sooooo, he just... sits here. Until he's clear to go. If he must...]
When I know you're healthy. I wanna watch and see if anymore... symptoms show up. Does that make sense?
Rayman! ✨️@limblesshero.bsky.social · 2y agoGreat... There goes my plans for this afternoon... [Grumble, grumble...] Hey, Doc, when can I get outta here?
That's my guess. I don't think you should fall asleep anytime soon, it's dangerous if you really have a concussion.
Rayman! ✨️@limblesshero.bsky.social · 2y agoEep- [Rayman tries not to close his eye.] Err, maybe I fell and hurt my head when I was unconscious...?
Uh-. Well I might need to ask a few questions. [ Before Rayman knew it, he was sitting down with a flashlight in his eye.. ] It sounds like you have some kind of head injury, too..
Rayman! ✨️@limblesshero.bsky.social · 2y agoSure. Hope you don't mind if I just... don't pay attention. [Focusing is hard right now, so he doesn't bother trying. He could use a little rest...]
..Uh. I'm gonna check you for a concussion then, or any other kinda head injury. Okie dokie?
Rayman! ✨️@limblesshero.bsky.social · 2y agoNo, I mean, where on the PLANET am I? I was banging out the tunes like Neil, and then my head started feeling real bad... and next thing I know, I'm in the hospital.
[ 🚩 ] Uh. You're at my office. C'mon in okay? [ 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 ]
Rayman! ✨️@limblesshero.bsky.social · 2y agoI was, and then I got out. [Blink, blink.] Hey. Where am I?
For humans this is REALLY bad. You're lucky You're still walking around right now. ..Especially after just a day... Hey why /aren't/ you in bed?
Rayman! ✨️@limblesshero.bsky.social · 2y agoBad...? Oh, yeah. I guess for humans, this is bad.
Eheh, well that's probably good. If it's as bad as it says here, you need it.
Rayman! ✨️@limblesshero.bsky.social · 2y agoYyyyyyyes! I think they did that! Because! I can't feel most of my body!
Are you on some kinda painkiller? Feeling loopy?
Rayman! ✨️@limblesshero.bsky.social · 2y agoI don't think so... I can't remember any other time that happened. Not like it did today, at least.
..Hm. Have you fell asleep any more outside the one time?
Rayman! ✨️@limblesshero.bsky.social · 2y agoJust recently... I suddenly felt like everything was making me upset... It... wasn't very pleasant.
Hows this been happening since you turned, uh.. human? Or is it before even that?
Rayman! ✨️@limblesshero.bsky.social · 2y agoUh... I... don't know, [he confesses.] My head's been off for... a long time...
...Hm. Are you okay? Outside the arm and all? You seem kinda spacy.. [ Just passing out wouldn't cause an accident so severe, would it? ]
Rayman! ✨️@limblesshero.bsky.social · 2y ago[Blink, blink. His eyes are a bit glossy.] Uhhhhhh yes, sir. [The record details it all, his heart rate, blood type, the blood specimen infused into him to replace what he lost... [...The diagnosis of the incident. Blade wound, kitchen accident. He hurt himself bad.]
Oh-! That's. perfect actually. Thank you. [ He's a lot less forceful now, instead gently guiding him as he reviews the papers. ] Sorry, bit of a habit. I'm telling you, they don't know what the word doctor MEANS at Smash Bros.
Rayman! ✨️@limblesshero.bsky.social · 2y agoY-Yeah... I... Umm... [Underneath his sling is a folder full of documents that the ER handed him. They have all the paperwork for his health, as well as the incident in question.]
Mh, alright. Well can you tell me how long ago that was? Or how long ago you remember it happening? Did you see a doctor about it before this? [ You'd be surprised how often he needed to ask the ladder. ]
Rayman! ✨️@limblesshero.bsky.social · 2y agoUh... I'm sorry, Doc, but I just can't really explain it. [Rayman shakes his head.] I was fine one second, and then it was like... I fell asleep. I don't know what happened while I was out.
How did you get injured? Be specific. How long ago was this? Mamma mia, I hope you've been treating it well...
Rayman! ✨️@limblesshero.bsky.social · 2y agoIt, umm, well, you see, things happened, and... I got injured. 💦
What happened to your arm [ Pushing him along to his office ]
Rayman! ✨️@limblesshero.bsky.social · 2y agoYes sir sorry sir I'm coming sir
...Are you disguised as a human or are you biologically human right now
Rayman! ✨️@limblesshero.bsky.social · 2y agoEverything is under control they wrapped up my arm so it wouldn't fall off
[ walking in. seeing metal mario ] [ sloooowly walking back out ]
??? It's no problem, really? [ He reached into his little doctor bag, pulling out a thermostat. ] How about we start with your temperature, ey?
Kiane (pronounce like the pepper)@myhobbyisboy.bsky.social · 2y agowow thats awfully considerate of you! [INNER KIANE: thats a 4 syllable word do yuo even know what it means] how stupid do youthink i am inner me [INNER KIANE: i plead the fifth] anyways ok Checkup please thanks!