prattm

@prattm.bsky.social

Dad. Programmer. Aspiring piano player.

This Switzerland coach looks like your cool uncle who works in the city and shows up every 5 years for Christmas, gives you a new PS5 and lets you sit in the front seat of his Lamborghini.

We’ve lived in this house for 10 years, and the terminus of a particular Smurf tube in the basement has always eluded me…until today. Home networking just got a major upgrade!

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When you tell your boss you’re working really hard on that new graphic the advertising team needs, but also need to leave because it’s 4:56pm and happy hour ends soon

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Dude slurping gas station menudo straight from the container on the public park bench 3 feet from me is a case study in galactic levels of not giving a shit about anyone else.

On this day in 2019: the goat, Tim Howard, plays his last home game for the rapids. The pids had an outside shot of making the playoffs but would miss out, meaning he never suited up at the richard again. #Rapids96

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