Need @rapidsjason.bsky.social to tell me what the shortest number of games is before wearing the captains arm band because we have new contender
England hasn’t seen an all out assault like this since Churchill was alive.
This Switzerland coach looks like your cool uncle who works in the city and shows up every 5 years for Christmas, gives you a new PS5 and lets you sit in the front seat of his Lamborghini.
This feels like some @rapidsjason.bsky.social trivia but apparently Hawaii has its own national soccer team. 10/10 for the crest and sponsor, no notes.
On the bright side, if he wins he’ll have enough to cover a ticket to the final half a parking space at met life
When AI definitely isn’t writing your team summaries for MLS 🤦♂️
Hey @braidonnourse.bsky.social @burgundywave.bsky.social , tomorrow rapids youth are announcing their rebrand back to Storm, and ending their partnership with Rapids. Not sure if this is related to the potential club rebrand, but would be curious to hear what the FO has to say at the next presser 🙂
Happy concacaf champions league snowpocalypse anniversary to all who celebrate
fark dot com consumed about 18% of my life at one point in the early 2000s.
Okay, let's get nostalgic What was the VERY FIRST online platform that you became addicted to posting on?????
Mismatched outfits, dessert camo, and weapons drawn in a column formation like they’re in the streets of Mogadishu. Absolute clown show.
Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
Shout out to this guy who brought the whole damn home office PC rig to the coffee shop 🫡
Need someone sane at the internet archive to ensure there is a 4 year gap of data that covers everything this trash administration puts online.
This really is just so sickening. www.whitehouse.gov/j6/
Took the kids for a last-day-of-break donut and boy do I wish we had just DoorDash’ed instead 😅
Once played pool next to Allen Iverson at Dave N Busters when he was first traded to the Nuggets. At one point he said “excuse me partner” so he could take his shot.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Just saw Rob Holding at Target and last time I saw a #Rapids96 player shopping there they were cut a few months later 🤔
The European mind cannot comprehend this
In the most MLS trade of all time, Toronto FC traded their first round draft pick to Colorado for a video analyst/assistant coach. Colorado then used that pick to select a player already under contract at their club for 2026.
I know this is a very popular game across the world, but I may as well be playing cones of dunshire
We’ve lived in this house for 10 years, and the terminus of a particular Smurf tube in the basement has always eluded me…until today. Home networking just got a major upgrade!
Very unsurprised to learn the guy who received a made peace award is now attempting to hand out made up pardons.
NEW: President Donald Trump says he is granting a pardon to Tina Peters, who was convicted on state charges related to tampering with Colorado's election systems. Legal experts say presidential pardons do not apply to state charges.
When you tell your boss you’re working really hard on that new graphic the advertising team needs, but also need to leave because it’s 4:56pm and happy hour ends soon
Dude slurping gas station menudo straight from the container on the public park bench 3 feet from me is a case study in galactic levels of not giving a shit about anyone else.
Victory *and* a signed game worn kit from the captain 🤩
THAT'S A VICTORY IN COMMERCE CITY!
On this day in 2019: the goat, Tim Howard, plays his last home game for the rapids. The pids had an outside shot of making the playoffs but would miss out, meaning he never suited up at the richard again. #Rapids96