Can confirm.

—— 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ@lunarscaled.bsky.social · 5mo ago

You can pick up baby unicorns with one hand.

[Morning routine, and then to find a target to entertain himself. ✨️]

(( I HAD THE PASSWORD TO THIS ACCOUNT TOO HELL YEAH

Experienced smoked turkey legs, and I think it's the closest thing to a religious experience I've had related to human foods in a long while.

[Big stretch!!]

Yeah? Well if they have negative opinions they can go fuck themselves. Meh, if it was gonna fall, it was gonna fall.

𝐇𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 !@bunphomet.bsky.social · 2y ago

they ... have feelings about you. mixed - depends on the person. I mean... yeah - but. Rome went down the toilet, anyway- its kind of a sad end to an empire.

Riiiight. How likely is that, considering I'm dating their goddess? Exactly. He should have chose someone like that for his right hand man. So he was a shit leader and chose bad friends, so they killed him for bein' a shit leader.

𝐇𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 !@bunphomet.bsky.social · 2y ago

ㅤand if you're lucky, you never will ... ㅤ tesla would stab himself, before he stabbed you. but it's... it's about more than being a bad guy. he was a bad guy, and it affected EVERYONE around him - not just his friends, but the common people, too.

Mm. Well, if ya say so. I dunno shit about cults, anyways. Yeah, a skill issue. I'm not a good person either, and Tesla would NEVER stab me in the back. That Caesar guy chose poorly.

𝐇𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 !@bunphomet.bsky.social · 2y ago

ㅤ... i mean, they're pretty devoted. it's ... a pretty heavy cult vibe, nnoitra. sure, some aren't as bad, but they're still like... not great. jasper visits sometimes, though. ㅤ ㅤskill - nnoitra, i don't know if you know this, but living things love their friends. he was just... a bad guy.

There's gotta be someone who doesn't believe it's that serious. Yeah it's a cult, but it's a religious one. Not all humans are freaks about that shit, even if they're raised brainwashed to worship ya. Huh... Sounds like a skill issue, lettin' someone close to him that would backstab him.

𝐇𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 !@bunphomet.bsky.social · 2y ago

ㅤit's ... it's how they treat me. like a thing - not a person. and i, above anyone else, am not a thing. some fucked up idol. ㅤ ㅤhe was a ruler, and rome - and not the BRUTES, but his closest ally, brutus, was one of the people that stabbed him. he was a real asshole. caesar - not brutus.

Hm, you'd be surprised. Brainwashed or not, they're still people, yeah? Who the fuck is Julius, and why did the brutes stab him??

𝐇𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 !@bunphomet.bsky.social · 2y ago

ㅤnah... real friends don't do the shit they do. ㅤ ㅤ... the ides? ides of March? 's when Julius Caesar was stabbed to death by 26 of his friends. Et tu, Brute?

Uh-huh... Haven't made friends with any of yer lil cult followers, yet? Kinda surprising... The fuck is an ides.

𝐇𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 !@bunphomet.bsky.social · 2y ago

ㅤoh, you know ... feeling the same - not that it's anyones' fault. just ... lonely, as is per tradition. at least the ides is this month.

Mm, as okay as this brain can let me be. You?

𝐇𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 !@bunphomet.bsky.social · 2y ago

hey yourself... you ok?

Hm, hey stranger.

𝐇𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 !@bunphomet.bsky.social · 2y ago

ㅤ( 🎶🐇 )

(🎶🦗)

WHAT DID I DO

𝐇𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 !@bunphomet.bsky.social · 2y ago

@prayfordespair.bsky.social

are you mad? are you seething rn? do you want to hit me? would you kiss m

[He's been in such a clingy sappy mood. He'll blame Tesla for it, that hopeless romantic...]

💕

—— 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ@lunarscaled.bsky.social · 2y ago

💕

Sounds like a plan, babe.

—— 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ@lunarscaled.bsky.social · 2y ago

Unfortunately I do not know of any lizards growing third eyes, but if that changes you'll both be the first to know.

Hm, true... Looks like you need a third eye so we can pluck it out. (🙂‍↕️)

—— 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ@lunarscaled.bsky.social · 2y ago

But I wouldn't be able to have another one in sequence like you two. Yours are on opposite sides so they match. I like it that way.

Might've been funny if we all needed eyepatches--

—— 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ@lunarscaled.bsky.social · 2y ago

Pft. I need both my eyes so that's one body part off limits.

We'll have t' get creative.

—— 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ@lunarscaled.bsky.social · 2y ago

Not gonna be anywhere left you haven't bitten.

Oh? Bold... what's with the sudden generosity?

—— ❝ 𝑁𝑂𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑁𝐸𝑆𝑆. ❞@tozase.bsky.social · 2y ago

ㅤ ( Offering his arm. )

(( also if I've forgotten to reply to a thread someone wants to continue with me, please link the thread in DMs! I have two jobs and work 6 days a week, sometimes 7, so I cannot juggle much all at once

Bite? ...Bite.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘥𝘰 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 15 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘴—— ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 2 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩.

@jaegerjaw.bsky.social

︎ ︎ ،،̲ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ HELL'S ︎ ︎ ︎ ꒷꒦ ︎ ︎ BELLS.@devouringink.bsky.social · 2y ago

are you threatening me? / no, i'm flirting with you. flash me a titty, bitch.

[Cricket sounds]

Eh, we've been takin' breathers. Ya still haven't found what you're lookin' for yet, right?

—— 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ@lunarscaled.bsky.social · 2y ago

@prayfordespair.bsky.social You and Tesla should head back to the palace and hunt. It's getting tiring wearing skin suits, right?

[Squinting.]