I could use that drink

Camille “Cami” O’Connell | Parody@bravebartender.bsky.social · 4d ago

Pours a bourbon and sets the glass on the bar. In case anyone wants it.

[She needs a drink. Anyone want to join her.]

Where is everyone?

[Wonders what @serpentineswag.bsky.social is doing.]

[Missing @thebaddestbitchh.bsky.social ]

[She knew that probably hadn't been the best thing to bring up.] You are right it was mean but there is more to it and he doesn't understand that. Plus how do you expect him to control the whole lighting things on fire when he has no impulse control. He will light everything on fire. Then what?

Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody@lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 3w ago

Lestat levels a glare. “Do not talk about her. But I think he got it precisely right. It was mean. And it was nonsensical.”

I know that. Most don't have a choice. Björn could not understand why Armand would have killed Claudia just that is seemed mean. It's complex so he didn't understand.

Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody@lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 3w ago

"How lucky for you. I am afraid you are not in the majority. As for what he understands, ask him. He is an exceptional creature."

I knew exactly what it meant. I chose this life but I am a person who understands complex things. Björn does not understand a lot of things especially things with long term effects.

Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody@lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Ah yes. Because we all understood one hundred percept what it meant when we went into it. /I/ did not even have a choice."

I can. [She made her way to the fridge grabbing the bluberries and carrying the blueberries and blood bag to the blender and threw them both in before turning it on.] Would you like it in a bowl or glass? Don't know which is easier for you.

Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 3w ago

Could she??? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 He’s never had a smoothie before.

BJÖRN IS A MOUSE AND DOESN'T TRULY UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS BEING A VAMPIRE. [She shakes her head. How could he ever think Bjõrn could understand what it meant to be a vampire.]

Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody@lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 3w ago

“And what about Björn’s wishes?”

She might not if she finds out you turned Björn into a vampire against Freya's wishes.

Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody@lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 3w ago

“And I can call Akasha. She would be very unhappy were my pretty head to be cursed.”

Would you like me to make a smoothie? I have blueberries in the fridge.

Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 3w ago

Maybe he can find a way to mix them with blood… like a smoothie! Or jam!

I meant like she can make him regret his choices through curses.

Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody@lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 3w ago

She does realize he’s a little hard to hurt?

Good because you wouldn't be you if you didn't love blueberries. [Her lips curved into a smile.]

Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 3w ago

He still wants blueberries!! Nobody takes away his blueberries!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

You do realize Freya can make it worse.

Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody@lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 3w ago

Joke’s on her. He already regrets every decision he ever made.

That's interesting. Yes a curse would be smart.

Fɾҽყα Mιƙαҽʅʂσɳ • ᚠᚱᛖᛁᚨ ᛗᛁᚲᛇᛚᛊᛟᚾ@thelostwitch.bsky.social · 3w ago

“I’m not killing Lestat… not yet anyway. And not without Elijah, he’s been wanting to kill him for years, apparently…” … “I just wanna curse him a little…”

[She uses her vamp speed to go to her fridge. Opened it, grabbed the bag, shut the door and vamp sped back to Bjõrn setting the bag on the counter.] Would you like help getting on the counter? Also does this mean you don't eat blueberries anymore?

Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 3w ago

Happy squeak!! Yes!

I'll help with Björn. Yeah I'd kill him but I think Björn would be extremely upset and despite Lestat's poor decision of turning Björn he isn't a bad person I don't think.

Fɾҽყα Mιƙαҽʅʂσɳ • ᚠᚱᛖᛁᚨ ᛗᛁᚲᛇᛚᛊᛟᚾ@thelostwitch.bsky.social · 3w ago

“I know. Björn will get used to it, and i’ll try to keep him out of trouble. Lestat on the other hand…”

Yeah I totally understand that. It is irreversible though

Fɾҽყα Mιƙαҽʅʂσɳ • ᚠᚱᛖᛁᚨ ᛗᛁᚲᛇᛚᛊᛟᚾ@thelostwitch.bsky.social · 3w ago

“I’m deciding how I’m going to make Lestat regret every decision he’s ever made…”

I do. Would you like one?

Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 3w ago

Does she have any blood bags? 🥺🥺🥺

I'm trying to decide if this is a good thing or not

Fɾҽყα Mιƙαҽʅʂσɳ • ᚠᚱᛖᛁᚨ ᛗᛁᚲᛇᛚᛊᛟᚾ@thelostwitch.bsky.social · 3w ago

She takes a deep breath. “Yeah… yeah it will.”

Well I'm a vampire so I'm not someone to drink from

Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 3w ago

HE ISNT DEAD!!! …but he’s hungry…

Looks like Lestat turned Bjõrn into a vampire mouse. This will be interesting.

Fɾҽყα Mιƙαҽʅʂσɳ • ᚠᚱᛖᛁᚨ ᛗᛁᚲᛇᛚᛊᛟᚾ@thelostwitch.bsky.social · 3w ago

What just flew past her?

LESTAT ACTUALLY TURN BJÖRN INTO A VAMPIRE MOUSE. I DID NOT EXPECT IT TO WORK BUT GLAD IT WORKED AND BJÖRN ISN'T DEAD.

This vampire got zero sleep. Time for coffee and a blood bag.

Of course. I will always protect Bjorn. Even when he does become a vampire mouse.

Fɾҽყα Mιƙαҽʅʂσɳ • ᚠᚱᛖᛁᚨ ᛗᛁᚲᛇᛚᛊᛟᚾ@thelostwitch.bsky.social · 4w ago

“Thank youuu” :)

Makes sense now. Thank you.

𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐲@lobbingbombs.bsky.social · 4w ago

Yep, that's it.

Yes

𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐲@lobbingbombs.bsky.social · 4w ago

Ever see those cartoons where the characters have, like, giant eyes?

Hmm. Not sure if I should encourage this or not

Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 4w ago

He’ll ask… but he really wants to do a murder!

japanime eyes

𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐲@lobbingbombs.bsky.social · 4w ago

Uh... Alright. Where are you getting lost?