Large Language Matt
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Anything, Anywhere, Anytime, Professionally.
extremely weird response lol i'd go back to doing my normal job, slower
My answer is LOL ROFL (dickbrain) The terminally AI-pilled can't even *imagine* some people have *never* asked stochastic parrots to cheat at their job for them.
This is an elegy for a past that didn’t exist. But my answer: vision correction.
Not sure if I’m buying the “gps no workie so I parked the plane in the side of a mountain” story.
google using the most valuable real estate in human history to plug in outputs that you could generate in a timely manner on gpu from pre-covid remains a truly perplexing choice
I love that AI companies are all like "we just have a marketing problem" when regular people are having AI experiences like this all over the place every single day
👨🦲👨🦲 the Rhine is so low we’re gonna get punted to a new boat halfway through 👨🦲👨🦲
I understand why people come back from Europe having lost weight, this whole place is fucking dehydrated like a piece of jerky.
Slept for approximately 8 minutes. Kun je me naar de witte monsters leiden?
Dog tier villain takes. Killmonger? Syndrome? The biggest dawg of all time is the inquisitor from Brothers Karamazov.
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
I can be trusted with a skateboard at the airport. No one else should
Irredeemable pigdogs in line at wahlburgers. Boston deserves better.
maam the question was 'caitlin is getting flattened on pick and rolls, what's the team doing to protect her in halfcourt defense'
Speaking for the first time since ralliers began assembling in support of her stance against transgender participation in women’s sports, Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham said this was an opportunity for the WNBA to uphold its values of diversity and inclusion. nyti.ms/4fHr4Qn
FIL just checked to see if I wanted to leave at 2 or quarter to 2. Flight is at 7.
ive told this before but when i was at georgetown our local republican catholic smol bean wrote a mewling op ed in the student newspaper about lack of diversity (republicans)
I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR A LONG TIME IT IS A REALLY BIG PROBLEM Public policy grad school programs don’t want to say this out loud but since at least 2016 the people that go into Republican politics *are not the ones that know math or think critically*. THEY CAN’T BE.
my shoulder subluxated while i was handing an intern a coffee and chat i yearned for death
Mid 40s here, and yeah, sometimes I’ll do something like throw a ball too hard and then my elbow doesn’t work quite right for a month.
the bandit and moth stuff (see also the nike acg airflow thing) is overpriced ass but every Hobby has its own version of it
Marathoners and joggers alike are spending more to sweat in the trendiest new gear, as running becomes an increasingly social sport. Read more: bloom.bg/4bfZCIj 📷️: Philip Vukelich for Bloomberg