BREAKING: Pete Hegseth to receive the brand new FIFA Sobriety Award
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trying to stay sane through humor. And for the next four years, don't blame me - I voted for her! My wife and I are blue dots in red West Virginia. #NeverTrump #Resistance
BREAKING: Donald Trump to be first recipient of the brand new McDonald's Big Mac Peace Prize.
Every single day the Trump administration does something that in any previous adminiustration would be a front page scandal for weeks. Now, it just disappears and no one seems to care.
Hey whatever happened to all that talk about releasing the Epstein files?
I live in West Virginia. There was no reason for those West Virginia National Guards to be in D.C. today. This is on our governor who is a Trump wanna-be.
At this point I almost miss Kellyanne Conway and Rex Tillerson.
I have zero desire to see either of the Wicked movies.
I'll say it yet again - the Charlie Kirk assassination was Trump's Reichstag fire. It will now be used to justify everything Trump is doing to undermine democracy.
I'm just surprised the FBI didn't add a line about Tyler Robinson wanting to buy some Hunter Biden artwork in the supposed text exchange with his roommate.
New photo drop from the White House of Trump golfing:
Trump is perfectly fine. Here's another picture of him golfing today:
Of course if Trump has died, he should get the Nobel Peace Prize for that.
I always just assumed that pretty much everything sold at Wal-Mart was radioactive.
If history is any guide, Trump's Reich has about 2 years left.
I wonder what golf score Trump will claim to shoot in Alaska next week...
And all of this is happening because of one man's fragile ego.
The politicians I respect are the ones who feel free to speak the truth even when they are running for re-election.
Thom Tillis embodies the current GOP - he enables fascism to stay in power and then talks tough a few hours after deciding not to run for re-election. That's not courage.
I'm just surprised Pete Hegseth isn't more sympathetic to Iran, since he has been bombed so many times himself.
The only thing "obliterated" by our bombing of Iran was America's standing in the world.
The real irony in all this Jake Tapper book nonsense is that even if Biden was totally incompetent, he was still a much better President than Trump will ever be.
BREAKING: Trump claims he, too, had stage four cancer, but his "big, beautiful" body healed it all by itself, just like it did with his ear that got shot off.
I admit I was wrong. I didn't really see that he would want to be Pope himself. Not sure how I missed that.
presidentfirefly@presidentfirefly.bsky.social · last yr.I 100% guarantee that Trump will try to name the next Pope.
Congratulations to President Donald Trump for winning yesterday's White House Easter egg hunt. He found more eggs than all the other Presidents combined! And he showed those loser kids, too.
I 100% guarantee that Trump will try to name the next Pope.
Cory Booker has now spent more time on the Senate floor than Donald Trump has off the golf course.