Joe Terry

@pretenderjoe.bsky.social

Im one of them goof-em-up boys on the hit podcast Pretending to be People

Took the biggest risk of my life today. I pitched my idea to someone. I said: “Gramophones. They were once a thing. Now, they’re not so much. But they kinda are if you count a record player. But those don’t have a big horn bu-” and then they got off the elevator. Fingers crossed!

Hear me out here: What if Predator had to fight the alien from Alien? Who would win? How epic would that fight be? Fuck me, maybe i’ll regret posting this…. Might be a million dollar idea… but in my mind, it’d be like if Jason and Freddy Krueger fought. Can you imagine?!

Me stubbing my toe: “Fuck.” My Pee-Wee Herman doll (2 years old): “Do not use profanity my child, there are far greater battles ahead.” Me: “what?” From the mouth of babes. Share if you agree