Hans Zimmer scores are like "what if PowerPoint presentation, but EPIC." His Man of Steel theme is good, but it also has that feeling of "vaguely important without really going anywhere" I get off of a Kickstarter pitch video. It's hard to explain. Does anyone get what I'm driving at?

Man. I miss Sam Neill. I should rewatch In the Mouth of Madness.

The absolute best portrayal of Lucifer onscreen is Peter Stormare in Constantine. I will not be taking questions or feedback. Watch the movie.

Update: I have received word from the cat that she is officially and formally Over My Shit for the evening.

My weapon of choice for playing chase with the cat. Shifting from "I'mma get you" to "I'm baguette you." *thwack*

For those of you familiar, Kamikirimushi (Long-horned Beetle), the Art of Fighting team theme in King of Fighters 96, works distressingly well as ska. I shan't elaborate further. Suffer with me.

OH NOEZ RANDOM FACEBOOK PERSON YOU MIGHT REPORT ME TO ZUCC AND I MIGHT GET BANNED AND BE FORCED TO DEAL WITH LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT ISN'T SOCIAL MEDIA *Scar in The Lion King* Oh, I quiver with FEAR...

There are none so catastrophically and cataclysmically stupid as those who think a laugh react or "lol"/"lmao" constitute a refutation. Block/mute/ignore these people with extreme prejudice. Nothing is lost by flushing them down your social toilet.

WHAT I NEED ARE THOSE STATUES THAT ADOL HAS. I DON'T NEED YOU. BROTHER AND SISTER DYING TOGETHER... WHAT A NICE IMAGE. CRAFTY BOY, AREN'T YOU. STEP UP ONTO THE PLATFORM WITH THE STATUES.

I slid her across the floor and this is the look I get. "pffft, you ain't gonna do shit" I may have to squish da Boos.

Clever idea. AI design. Fuck 'em. I don't even hate AI as a technology, but no one should ever be allowed to charge you for their no-effort "creations."

There is precisely one difference between "pray" and "hope." And that is that the former tells me you think you're accomplishing something without actually doing anything.

Re: Deadpool & Wolverine If you need to have seen Daredevil, Elektra, and Blade for a movie to make sense, that is not a good movie. Even if you, like me, DID see those movies and get all the jokes.

I have successfully conditioned one of the cats to hunker down in anticipation of pets when I hold up both hands with fingers curled in an "I'm gonna get you" gesture.

Spread the word.

David Shimomura@unwinnabledavid.bsky.social · 10h ago

Anyone laid off from @restart.run, now and as always, if I can offer you a feature slot at @unwinnable.com to help keep your feet under you or to explore some critical angle that's never made sense for a games site, I'd be more than happy to!

I LOVE AND HATE THIS IN EQUAL MEASURE

Of all the things social media has done to human beings, making them think they can be immediately rude to strangers and still expect a conversation is probably among the most damaging.

I'd never heard of this before, but it's cute. I like the style. Like a souped up ColecoVision.

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 11h ago

Öoo is $6.99 on Steam buff.ly/5y33Yey

I've had opportunities at various points to get into games journalism/writing. The last few years have made me glad I lacked the drive to pursue it, and that's sad. This sucks.

Imran Khan@imrankhan.bsky.social · 11h ago

I am one of the most experienced and hardest working writers in this business. I have penned six reviews since the end of May and had nine more on my schedule this year. I was actively reviewing Tokon when the lay offs came down.

ecco the dolphin fucking around in the first level for 2 and a half hours instead of saving his family

Resister Sister Nicki Hates tRump for Free@worldtraveldiva.bsky.social · 2d ago

The research team at the Pacific Whale Foundation captured this incredible photo of a pantropical spotted dolphin leaping approximately 15 feet in the air off the coast of Maui on March 4, 2026. They named it ‘Air Dolphin’. 🤩

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

barleybap@barleybap.bsky.social · 13h ago

Aura farming.

We need more of this attitude in all commercial creative ventures.

Nick Dooficus@doofivirus.bsky.social · yesterday

TALK YO SHIT KING

Presenting Francis Ford Cupula, director of many fine architectural feature films.

Random observation: I have found that, while Cholula is more or less objectively the best hot sauce to use on eggs, it's also the only hot sauce I've ever had that I've seen go actively bad. It turns a pale orange-red and all the pepper flavor goes away. Just an odd bitterness, vinegar, and heat.

RP1 was easily one of the worst books I've ever had the misfortune of reading. You could not pay me to read a followup.

Nova@lockebox11.bsky.social · 3d ago

"Ready Player Two movie is officially in the works"

I looked at YouTubers with interests similar to my own and thought, "Wow, you fuckers look old." Then I turned 90 degrees into a conveniently placed mirror and beheld myself. A curiously-timed and inexplicable musical sting floated through the air. I have yet to stop screaming. 😱

Sometimes, you just have to block/mute and move on. Not every comment (or commenter) warrants engagement.

Repost a game you love that got too much hate The campaign bears all the garbage of the vanilla release, but the combat loop of this game is the best of the series, bar none. The mission mode is endlessly engaging. All this needs is a create-a-mission mode and it'd be one of my all-time favorites.

Tocco Meowsix 🏳️‍⚧️💫🛼 catboy carhop vtuber@toccomeowsix.bsky.social · 3d ago

Repost a game you love that got too much hate I will not apologize for the ending. In fact I embrace it. Become an existentialist question. Fuck your thong wearing nemesis after he has PTSD night terrors. Beat shit to death with an over graded metal pipe.

Given thoroughly Christians have cocked up the entire "democracy" thing, I'm prepared to let another group have a go... though I'd prefer all elected officials be overtly secular.

Thor Benson@thorbenson.bsky.social · 3d ago

*trying to be diplomatic* Uhhh El-Sayed is leading

When all the world's a stage and nothing good can stay embrace the night enfold the dark and chase the pain away