A Virgo’s Groove Thang

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elder millennial. terse. bibliophile. southerner. woman(ist). capitalizing the b in black.

Ethan was a con-man when he got to town in the early aughts. The boy was a petty criminal, the son of Luke Spencer, the unofficial right hand to Johnny Zacchara, and so adept at lying & manipulating that Edward Quartermaine took a special interest in him. He was not stupid. What is this?? #GH

Drew was in that wheelchair for damn near a year, and the only story that spawned from it is the Nina & Jack connection. Now we’ve got Willow scheming as though she’s unaware that Trina & Kai also know she shot Drew while Trina overhears Nina reiterating her guilt? Wrap this up!! #GH

Trina should’ve accepted the reigns as a partner in the Jerome-Robinson Gallery. I am SICK that they’ve wasted the character development that years of teen/college aged Trina’s passion for art gave us to pivot to this bootleg Pop Star storyline. Hate it so much! #GH

Team Charlotte should not exist. That retcon of a character was created to give Valentin redeeming qualities, and I’m always reminded of how much I hate his character when the issue of her custody comes up. Free Lesley Lu Spencer. #GH

SoapOperaMagazine.com@soapoperamagazine.bsky.social · 4w ago

⚖️ TEAM LULU OR TEAM VALENTIN? Who's Right in the Charlotte Custody Battle? ⚖️ #GeneralHospital #GH #LuluSpencer #ValentinCassadine #CharlotteCassadine

Dante had more smoke for Gio over Rocco’s boneheaded decisions than he has for the woman who kidnapped him not once, but twice. He & Lulu standing idly while their teenage son declares his love for his kidnapper is… gross. The writing for this storyline has really become offensive. #GH

Pivoting to an inappropriate relationship between a traumatized teen and the suddenly obsessed surrogate who stole & carried him without his parents’ knowledge or consent to give KT something to do during SB’s break was an AWFUL decision. I want Britt dead to spare Rocco, and I’m a Britt fan. #GH

At this point, I want Cullum to shoot Rocco or Danny. It’s become apparent that the only way either of these dumb ass boys (and the adults enabling them) will get anything through their heads is a serious brush with death. Hell, have him shoot Chase, too, for good measure. #GH

The performers for the Obama Presidential Library opening on June 18 have been announced: Stevie Wonder John Legend Jennifer Hudson The Roots Bruce Springsteen Christina Aguilera Marsai Martin Common U2’s Bono and The Edge Eddie Vedder Marc Anthony Tems

The performers for the Obama Presidential Library opening on June 18 have been announced:

Stevie Wonder
John Legend
Jennifer Hudson
The Roots
Bruce Springsteen
Christina Aguilera
Marsai Martin
Common
U2’s Bono and The Edge
Eddie Vedder
Marc Anthony
Tems

Looks like they’re setting Brennan up to be the person responsible for finally neutralizing Willow, but by the time he’s in position to do so, he’ll have developed feelings for Nina. Hopefully, not before he’s gotten Drew out of that wheelchair and back in the ring with Willow & Nina. #GH

I do not care about Cullum. Or Faison’s project. Or Britt & Rocco being on the run. Or Joss being locked up with Obrecht. Or Cassius. Or Valentin being hunted by Cullum. I just… don’t care about the current Spy Games lineup or the players. Anna Devane, you are missed. #GH

Carly prioritizing banging Valentin over finding her missing child - who she recently learned is part of an international spy organization - does not track. At all. At her very worst, I can’t recall a time she was chasing a man instead of trying to save one of her spawn she knew was in danger. #GH

Brook Lynn doing all of this instead of just telling her husband Willow is a hard boundary for her because she doesn’t trust his ex wife or her motives is ridiculous. If she’s too afraid to demand Chase respect their marriage over his friendship w/his manipulative ex, they’re doomed to fail. #GH

Willow saying Tracy is living in Monica’s house with Monica’s family just made my eye twitch. Tracy is living in HER parents’ house with her son, daughter in law, granddaughter, grandson in law, and nephews. Meanwhile, Willow is drugging her husband & blackmailing her mother. #GH

Michael, Molly, Kristina, and Morgan were thick as thieves back in the Brownstone days. Kristina leaving is the gift that keeps on giving because I, too, would love for Michael & Molly to remember that and become the close confidant cuzzos they once were. #GH

I don’t know that it’s possible to recover from how demoralizing it must be to lose a game in which you were leading by 25 points in the 3rd quarter. The Spurs but a damn good run, but I think the Knicks just secured the series tonight.

My memory is a little foggy… did Jordan ever apologize to Shawn for the lie she told about TJ that cheated him out of raising his son? Jordan has BEEN Portia. To have her pretend as though Portia’s words or actions are unforgivable is ridiculous, I don’t care how in love with Curtis she is. #GH