I fucking hate pug breeders, a pug just walked past me and sounded like it was about to die and happy about it

Endless cycle

"They know the cure to cancer but are keeping it secret for profit" is actually my least favourite conspiracy because 1) Can you even imagine how much money you could ask for for a 100% cancer cure? and 2) There are gigantic strides made in making cancer more survivable like every year.

I love dogs, I've never been mad at a dog but istg if this one neighbor of mine doesn't figure out a way to shut up her fuckass dog, I will call the police (I won't. But I really want to.)

TMI I know but I gotta say I'm not at all opposed to some waist slimming diarrhea but whyyyy on exam day

Rav@rvbdrm.com · last wk.

What the fuck?? “While Mr. El-Sayed is fringy and radical, he’s also a Muslim man. Ms. Stevens is a white woman. This puts her at a disadvantage in the identity Olympics that internal Democratic Party politics have become.” www.wsj.com/opinion/free...

Time to report my entire LinkedIn timeline

Edd Coates | Game UI Database@eddcoates.bsky.social · 7d ago

LinkedIn added an "AI slop" button. The U-Turn is happening, expect to see a lot more of this from other tech companies.

#hotdspoilers Criston Cole really is kind of the final boss of inceldom the way he could've lived a happy comfortable life with a hot twink by his side but instead died like a dog clinging to the handkerchief of a woman who does not give a single fuck about him

I feel really hot today and I have to waste it on therapy 🙄

I'm not a big military head either way but maybe if I had a liveable minimum wage, top-notch infrastructure, plentiful leisure time opportunities, prospects for future jobs and pension and maybe even the possibility of buying a house one day, I could be persuaded to fight for my country.

You know what I think is actually kind of cool? That humans kind of universally perform funeral rites. No matter the religion or no religion at all, we've kind of decided as a species that there should be some kind of ceremony to death.

No, this is never going to work. No studio can compete with millions of idiots just trying stuff and an algorithm to winnow out the hits. A billion idiots could never make Citizen Kane, but no studio could ever make "Hawk Tuah"

Okayyyyyy maybe the group trying to stop smoking didn't find it that funny when I mistakenly walked in and upon walking out said "Oh, no, sorry, I'm looking to smoke more actually" 🙄

I don't know what we should do, I'm no expert, but I think (regardless of current events) we should do *something* about the fact that for some reason a lot of Muslims in Europe are full-blown Islamists when e.g. in America they generally aren't.

I abhor the incentives that lead us here more obviously, but also people who demand social media careers in music or makeup or anything creative really while being really really bad at the thing they do are pretty goddamn annoying.

Btw my viewing of Backrooms was unnecessarily intensified that the way out the cinema was a YELLOW HALLWAY

This is so funny, what is he gonna do?? Break into his house?? 😭

Steven Beschloss@stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 2w ago

The longer Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear fails to find out what’s happening or what happened with Mitch McConnell—and act—the more Beshear looks utterly incompetent and weak.

Also I think I finally get what a lot of people see in horror. Truly a genre uniquely capable of just throwing a bunch of extremely metaphorical shit at you and trusting you to figure it out.

Hey so Backrooms is crazy

I'm so sorry Kim Petras apparently had a bad time with it but I still think Feed The Beast is full of bangers

I will never get over the fact that Elon was genuinely harassing Jeffrey Epstein for a chance to get on the pedo island but he was simply too lame to be invited, forever the most embarrassing thing to happen to anyone ever.

God@thegodshow.com · 2w ago

Personally I knew literacy was over when people heard "The Bolter" and thought the line "a curios child, ever reviled by everyone except her own father" meant that her dad DIDN'T like her.

Mamdani should do something about this game

I'm going on a crusade for the kingdom of Spain

Gracie...........

I think Stephenie Meyer is actually a phenomenal author because she doesn't tweet or post or anything. Never hear from her. "oh but she's this awful racist Mormon" yeah sure but at least she's not tweeting about it, what a treat that is!

My gf is studying for her exam in developmental psychology atm, so every time she takes a study breaks, she just drops a bunch of baby facts on me, I love her so dearly

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I've had some increased interaction with boomers and only now I'm noticing just how often Germans (at least in my area) will refer to your partner as "your wife/husband" regardless of whether or not you're married lol