gotta say being able to use He/Him for the big guy makes shit so much easier like 90% of the time

it should be noted that despite all the very weird sex he’s had val considers himself pretty vanilla because he’s like “the weird stuff is just incidental its not My Thing” up until his life partner gets pregnant and he has to reevaluate himself a little

lrp my brain still refuses to parse raiden penis so i looked at it and went damb his pussy fat

Doin' Cartwheels

any roguetrader npc can be romanceable if youre delusional enough 👍

Valentin Roguetrader (derogatory)

apropos of nothing i like that its the ball-knower consensus also that vergil occasionally has to bend don over as part of the job

callihide kinda funny to me in the way that i think he’s very unlikely to actually touch on her in the same way the others do because the ways in which he is a pervert about his daughter are arcane and strange

rien has enough legitimate sickbrain evil incestuous obsession with shu that he is demonstrably still attracted to her when she is an adult but: he also really wishes she wasn’t

in my brain i separate fictional kidfuckers into “circumstantial pedophile” and “actual chronic pedophile” and its impressive how many limbus characters are the latter, tbph

cx // fvapynve: v ungr guvf ovgpu fb zhpu cyrnfr pna v xvyy ure ovt fvf xeb: [xarrf cerffvat gbtrgure] uzz… v frr jung zl fvfgre fnj va lbh

you kiss your dad on the mouth?@primarchscissoring.bsky.social · 3d ago

a significant part of the sinkro appeal to me is that she’s a sadomasochist and the maso part is underserved because the twink she wants isn’t angry enough at her to really give it to her good

a significant part of the sinkro appeal to me is that she’s a sadomasochist and the maso part is underserved because the twink she wants isn’t angry enough at her to really give it to her good

ASC/sinc/kromers nightmare fourway

i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.

get corrupted of that thing (warsmith pussy)

its kind of funny that he’s an audience surrogate specifically for the feeling of “complete disbelief about bile’s staunch atheism”

you kiss your dad on the mouth?@primarchscissoring.bsky.social · 7d ago

worlds most saqqara enjoyer btw

yeah sure

milk stains on the chasuble AGAIN

cant agree with the outis scheming eunuch sentiment. shes scheming but her penis works fine

the thjng people dont tell u is u can be weird about catholicism without having to convert to catholicism. u can just have a fetish and its fine

thinking about dias. :)

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cx2 // cjvr svaqvat bhg nobhg wrnaar naq nfxvat zrhe vapernfvatyl va-qrcgu dhrfgvbaf nobhg uhzna frkhnyvgl gung ur xrrcf nafjrevat jvgu n fgenvtug snpr juvyr qnagr’f yvxr <hu v qbag guvax gurl arrq gb xabj nyy gung>

gms might be the evil ass rape building for real i think

Meursault Pussy

explaining kromer limbus to an irl of mine and posted this picture, which: normal thing to say and camera focus for definitely nonsexual part of the story with no rape subtext whatsoever

cx2 // gsj vgf fhccbfrq gb or lbhe qnl bss ohg lbhe rk tbg neerfgrq naq abj lbh unir gb sbe fbzr shpxvat ernfba jngpu n 5 frpbaq byq tbqyvat rebgvpnyyl rng uvf urneg serfu naq fgrnzvat bhg bs uvf purfg

you kiss your dad on the mouth?@primarchscissoring.bsky.social · 6d ago

yeah this is about [redacted] 😔

“purposes unknown”

what i imagine its like spending 10,000 years harassing your brother when said brother mostly is concerned about your father('s rotting corpse)

you kiss your dad on the mouth?@primarchscissoring.bsky.social · 6d ago

it is however infinitely funny bc the reason he pisses me off makes me very mad n then im like "oh yeah hes beefing with lorgar too. well whatever"

wish i could get more into mr raven raven but thinking abt him pisses me off. im sorry