Women are quite lovely. And so are men.

I don't mind at all. What kind of person wears clothes while bathing?

✧ 𝓛𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘@princeofthemind.bsky.social · last yr.

I- wait…. Does that mean I should get naked? Are you cool with that?

Aww, such a sweetheart! She'll make sure he's full compensated for his time.

✧ 𝓛𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘@princeofthemind.bsky.social · last yr.

Hmmm…. some company in the bath? Well, who was he to tell her no?

She would love the company!

✧ 𝓛𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘@princeofthemind.bsky.social · last yr.

…… Well, if she’s offering—

Why not join everyone's favorite princess for a bath? [ #SeductiveSunday ]

Tis be Father's Day. . . . How does one be a father? [Luna, that's not how it works --]

I heard there was a talking skeleton. Who the fuck used necromancy?

Can't we just give them free bits?

𝑪𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨.@solarisalicorn.bsky.social · last yr.

Yes.

I raised the moon every night and monitored everypony's dreams. That should be considered work, yes?

✧ 𝑨𝑩𝑺𝑶𝑳𝑼𝑻𝑬 𝓘𝑴𝑨𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵@dreamrealmking.bsky.social · last yr.

You’ve never worked before??

Oh. That sucks.

𝑪𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨.@solarisalicorn.bsky.social · last yr.

They have to work to live.

So do we. What's the difference?

𝑪𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨.@solarisalicorn.bsky.social · last yr.

You see, sister. Commoners have these things called 'jobs.'

. . . What is "getting paid"? Is that a commoner thing?

I am Luna, princess of the night. I used to rule over Equestria before my sister and I retired. Tis a pleasure to meet you.

✧ 𝑨𝑩𝑺𝑶𝑳𝑼𝑻𝑬 𝓘𝑴𝑨𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵@dreamrealmking.bsky.social · last yr.

I never got your name by the way. I’m Ying! The Director Of The Balance Force! Or..Young King Of The Weekly Shounen Jump City! That what Ying stands for!

. . . [Looks like the princess was concerned.] Very well.

✧ 𝑨𝑩𝑺𝑶𝑳𝑼𝑻𝑬 𝓘𝑴𝑨𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵@dreamrealmking.bsky.social · last yr.

I wouldn’t concern yourself with it. It’ll be dealt with soon enough.

Everything seems tense. . . I wonder what happened.

I shall take that as a "yes".

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐂𝐡𝐮@charadeswithchuchu.bsky.social · last yr.

Do I look like I could be a mom? [Raising an eyebrow.]

✧ 𝓛𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘@princeofthemind.bsky.social · last yr.

Yeah, people tend to use that word in correctly sometimes. They usually use it for both moms and people who look like they could be a mom.

. . . Oh. [ //// ]

✧ 𝓛𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘@princeofthemind.bsky.social · last yr.

….Okay, here it goes…. It’s an acronym. It means ‘Mom I’d Like to Fuck”.

. . . What does it mean?

✧ 𝓛𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘@princeofthemind.bsky.social · last yr.

I-…. Ugh…. I should probably tell you what it means.

Tell me what?

✧ 𝑨𝑩𝑺𝑶𝑳𝑼𝑻𝑬 𝓘𝑴𝑨𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵@dreamrealmking.bsky.social · last yr.

… Should we tell her…?

Twilight, I want to know.

Still sounds powerful. I wish to be one, Prince of Ithaca.

✧ 𝓛𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘@princeofthemind.bsky.social · last yr.

….. That is not at all what you think it might mean.

I want to be this "milf" everyone speaks of. Sounds like the hold a lot of power.

Believe it or not, I used to speak like that all the time centuries ago.

✧ 𝓛𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘@princeofthemind.bsky.social · last yr.

Ahh… it’s alright. It happens. [Phew…. he’s glad that’s over.]

Agreed.

✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · last yr.

If evil why pretty? “Evil” pretty girl. “Evil” pretty boy. Pretty = no evil.

[People might be staring. She might need to stop. . .] Ahem. . . sorry. Force of habit.

✧ 𝓛𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘@princeofthemind.bsky.social · last yr.

UHHHH…. PLEASURE IS ALL MINE, PRINCESS LUNA! PLEASED TO MEET YOU! [….How did we get here?]

. . . But I thought we used it to show strangers our royal status?

IS THAT WHY YOU NEVER INVITED ME?

𝑪𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨.@solarisalicorn.bsky.social · last yr.

THEY WERE DURING THE DAY.

I LOVE HIKING, ESPECIALLY AT NIGHT!

𝑪𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨.@solarisalicorn.bsky.social · last yr.

YOU NEVER GAVE ME THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU'D LIKE TO!

TIS A PLEASURE MEETING THEE, PRINCE OF ITHACA. I AM LUNA, PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT AND FORMER RULER OF EQUESTRIA. [Oh, she's still going.]

✧ 𝓛𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘@princeofthemind.bsky.social · last yr.

I-…. [Fuck it, just keep going man.] I’M TELEMACHUS, PRINCE OF ITHACA!