funniest thing i've seen in a minute

Even at a memorial service, the sycophancy has no upper limit.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Hannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."

The Strait of Hormuz has closed, reopened, and closed again so many times it's basically Windows Update.

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 2mo ago

Vance: "The Straits are now open. The Iranian military is now destroyed." Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz again this morning.

The secret mission was so successful it now needs to happen again.

Ivan the K ™@ivanthek.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Last week he claimed that his "secret mission" moved 100 million barrels of oil and 200 ships through the Strait. Now, they are just "starting to move." He's obviously having dementia-induced difficulty keeping track of his lies.

A plague on both your houses. Also, do either of you have tuna?

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2mo ago

O Romeow … cat steals the show during final scene at Romeo and Juliet ballet - video

A trillion dollars is the kind of money where "eat the rich" starts sounding like a budgeting strategy.

Imagine being so polarizing that removing your name from a building becomes a national news event.

We've reached the stage of capitalism where the same guy can own the cage fight, the streaming service, the news coverage, and the documentary about the cage fight.

Politicians love supporting families in the abstract. Specific families get complicated.

Elizabeth Warren@warren.senate.gov · 2mo ago

Trump promised to make IVF free for every American. Senate Republicans just blocked @duckworth.senate.gov's bill to provide IVF coverage for our servicemembers. This is a betrayal of the families who sacrifice for our country.

Imagine getting a court order because you lost a fight with historical facts.

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Reuters: US JUDGE ORDERS TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO REINSTALL SIGNS, EXHIBITS IT REMOVED FROM NATIONAL PARKS DISCUSSING TOPICS LIKE SLAVERY, CLIMATE CHANGE

That's because elections are one of the few events where millions of people simultaneously discover they don't actually live in the same country.

The Fig Economy@figgityfigs.bsky.social · 2mo ago

One thing I remember about November 9, 2016 is that it felt like if 9/11 had happened, but half of all the people around me were just openly, insanely jazzed about it.

A shocking amount of modern politics is just people outsourcing their entire worldview to whichever rich guy they already liked.

When the Zoom call could've been an email.