My generation on social media is kind of annoying. Ooooh, gen-X is so bad-ass. We played outside a lot and drank treated municipal water from a hose. Meanwhile, our kids have it soooo easy growing up in an Octavia Butler novel.
Professor Monkey-for-a-Head
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Timberwolves lifer, spectroscopist, semi-competent parent, perpetually visualizing preparations for my pickup basketball comeback
Advertising instrumentation as not requiring an expert on staff leads to disgruntled customers when they have a week of downtime and a $5000 service call for a loose cable. It also alienates your most vocal proponents for purchasing new instruments.
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Eddie Vedder? This game needs Sir Mix-a-Lot
I feel badly for the NBA HQ guy who has to maintain the master pick swaps spreadsheet
The random dude walking down the street who saw the Wolves sticker on my bike helmet was fired up about the trade, so I am too. #Community
Lamelo will do for Beringer what Marbury did for Dean Garrett
I'm happy for Donte that my joke only had a 4-hour shelf life
Professor Monkey-for-a-Head@profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · last mo.I wonder what Divincenzo did in a past life. Being tethered to Julius Randle for his whole pro career is some pretty harsh karma
What is the parentally appropriate way to tell your adult (but still teenage) kid that things would be a lot easier for both of us if he just got better at covering his tracks?
So tired of reading LLM-generated emails. Can one of these dork factories please optimize their AI for brevity?
Introduce yourself with ten bands you've seen live The Jayhawks Koo Koo (kangaroo) Bob Mould Bob Dylan Psychadelic Furs Public Enemy Moon Hooch The Flaming Lips Digital Underground Suicide Commandos
A. Elms@elmsandr.bsky.social · 3mo agoIntroduce yourself with ten bands you’ve seen live: Smashing pumpkins Pearl Jam RHCP Primus Violent Femmes Sonny Rollins Preservation Hall Weird Al Maynard Ferguson Victor Borge
It's nice to see Caruso do this to another team
Somebody's going to need to dust off Flip's long-2 playbook to beat the Spurs
Shout-out to NAW for not wearing the blue shirt.
Getting out-hustled for a rebound by Harrison Barnes would be an appropriate way to end the Julius Randle era
Better make shots. Wolves not getting another call this game
Feeling pretty good right now about the years I've spent procrastinating putting my course on Canvas
Wolves guards need to be more disciplined using screens. They're going too early and leaving too much space for the defenders to get through
How come nobody's talking about the J-Mac factor?
Knicks vs. Sixers - soooo much walking. (not traveling, just how these guys move around the court)
I had to roll that first sentence around in my head a few times before I realized she wasn't some special badger that works for the fire department or something.
c0nc0rdance@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 3mo agoOreo is a rescue badger (Taxidea taxus) at the Northwest Wildlife Sanctuary in Oak Harbor, WA. www.northwestwildlifesanctuary.com She's being offered her favorite snack: cheese, to lure her from the safety of her dark void. Audio on for badger hissing. 🦡❤️🧀
I think the stuff Jaden said has become pretty overblown at this point. It wasn't some kind of epic shit-talking. He was just reciting the game plan.
So are you allowed to hit all French players in the face or is it just Gobert? I feel like it's important to find out for the next series