Tessera

|| Slep- Rest-

// I am way too tired and should not be up rn lmao I gotta dip

"Yeah... so fortunate for you... Look, real shit babe? No hard feelings on my end. My problems have always been with Lucifer, not you, not Lilith... just know I'm not going to martyr myself again anytime soon."

.... Now she's just silent. Things really do change, don't they. " .. Very well. But, fortunately for me, I haven't made such promises. "

"That was who I was... I'm far from who I used to be Eve. Call it perspective, call it being a coward even if you'd like... But dying once was enough for me."

She turns her attention back to Adam, eyes squinting a bit. " And why not? You lead only God knows how many exterminations down here, just because you really wanted to. But now that somebody has actually wronged you, it's crickets? "

I don't have a favorite child. If you heard otherwise, it was VoxNews propaganda.

"Just because I'm down here now doesn't mean I'm taking up arms against heaven, Eve... When I got down here I fucked around a bit and did some stupid shit... Cain talked some sense into me, not gonna spit in the kids face by going back on my word... did that enough while I was alive..."

" You think I haven't been thinking about what I lost? It's *All* I've been thinking about since Heaven cast me down into this *Pit. Which brings me back to my original point, Heaven is our common enemy here. "

This is why Cain is my favorite kid... If anyone tells him I said that- Straight to purgatory, Do not pass pride. Do not collect 200 souls. Straight to purgatory

"Hey cmon thats not fair, of course I loved the kid! But you try spending eternity with the kid who reminds you of what you lost. Then get back to me on why I despise the kids god damn attitude!" Well shit, that got deep rather quickly.

" With comments like that, it's no wonder Abel never listened to you. Did you even love him? "

Kage@kages-log.bsky.social · 9mo ago

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"Yeah... I think you're giving me a bit too much credit, but... thanks, I appreciate the thought."

"I think it is a something for ya to consider Adam... humanity has progressed, and each step is as important as the first, you started our journey after all..." Adam's legacy was extensive thus, the first step of mankind, the least he could see was look how far his heirs had gone.

"Yeah, well... what can I say, Kid was too much like his mother... never fucking listened." Well that was a bit cruel. "And you babied the fucking kid, it's no wonder Cain got pissed off."

" .... More like your less than stellar parenting... " ( .. Glancing away. ) " And Abel? You've been with him up until your fall. I've almost forgot what the kid *Looks like by now.. "

Mystical Mercenary@mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 9mo ago

*Dies*

*bends backwards then grabs him by his balls and tosses him across the room*

"Huh... That's uh- surprisingly meaningful... never really thought about it like that."

"If you want a comment about it... time went by, problems to solve became increasingly harder, we developed technology to solve them... we're still young as a species... but we have potential. Don't forget all that started in part with you." Ok that... that compliment was good.

The Tricky@personificationsin.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Did I stutter?

“You should really really rethink your choice of words”

"Better... he's doing better. Kids been through alot, even after our... less than stellar parenting." The first man let out a gentle sigh. "Can't say all that much, kids business, not mine, y'know?"

( Crossing her arms... Fingers tapping against her elbow ) " Cain, Cain.. I've been looking for him. " ( She certainly isn't done with the previous subject.. But Cain catches her interest. ) " How is he? "

Mystical Mercenary@mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 9mo ago

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“Cuck a doodle doo”

"Gotta admit, all that tech always throws me for a loop... I remember when we could barely build homes from trees... fuck it's weird thinking about how old I am."

"And stronger... wings with feathers have usually more muscle than expected." Blue knew anatomy... but he chose the demon wings due to the simplicity of the design, minimal articulation, maximal efficiency with the right theme.

"So... You've met Cain down here I take it..?" He's trying to change the subject. It hadn't been so long that he couldn't tell he'd upset her in some manner. "I'm uh... I'm actually living with him now... technically anyways I'm living out in the barn..."

" Because Heaven is a *Joke, Adam. That's the point here. That's the moral. You're here and you don't even know why, I'm here because I bit a fruit. Get it, now? " .. She always hated being reminded. But in her eyes, nobody's at fault more than Heaven. And Lucifer.

"Fuck if someone tries to tear these bad boys out they'll be in for quite the surprise, believe it or not they're sharper than they look."

"Thanks, i realized that people having the chance to rip my wings out didn't quite sit with me." And boy howdy had his wings been torn... torn, ripped, charred, burned with acid... ...He's been in too many fights.

"And you're preaching about that to me, Why? Need I remind you that I told you not to fucking do it... If anything I should be saying I told you so..." He was speaking very confidently, but it was a mask to hide how he really felt about it.

Both of them, apparently. He moved on *Twice. .. Can't keep anyone, can he? I'm here because of the apple. There are mvrderers and psychos down here, but 'Big Bad Eve' took a bite out of an apple and became the 'Root of all evil' Funny, isn't it?

"Oh shit- That's pretty fucking metal- Beats these tattered old things." Adam said while spreading his decrepit looking wings.

Blue needed only UNFURL THE SYNTHETIC WINGS OF HIS ARMOR... and then trigger the jet engines in his boots. "More like CARRIER BUG. And i also got other methods~"

|| Me trying to resist every urge to tame Adam's personality when he's talking with his Ex wives.

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"Honestly..? I thought I'd end up in purgatory... I have no clue how I ended up here. Although I guess I technically never died before ascension. .. so, in a sense... I guess this is my afterlife. It's kind of bullshit but... don't have much of a choice... So what's your story? Lucifer get sick of~

That's not what you said back in Eden.. But I get it. Things change. Speaking of which.. How'd Heaven screw *You over?

Oh yeah? What is it? Carrier pigeon? [He said with a gentle laugh.]

𝔼𝕍𝔼ℕ𝕋! 𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓶𝔂 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓸 @mrdaddyval.bsky.social · 9mo ago

I'll keep ya in the loop then. Got my ways to ensure you receive correspondence.

❝ Daddy's been gone a while, But that don't mean nothing's changed.~ ❞ [ ❤️ and 🔁? ]

Oh yeah, cause seeing you just makes me feel all tingly inside... You give me the creeps more than Lucifer.

Aww.. You don't seem happy to see me.

Just keep me in the loop, alright? I know how easy it is to get blind sided down here... and you've had my back since I've gotten here... your word means alot.

Doubt that'd be the word... human... knowing this shit storm is brewing, to feel human is very much normal. But let him know... there's schemes at play here.

FUCK HELP! SOMEONE?!? ANYONE?!?

You know nobody can hold me off.

Will do... the boys done everything he could to make me feel welcome, I'd be a right piece of shit if I didn't give him a heads up.

No need to thank me... But now you know what goes around, it's important... oh and tell Cain one thing, there's a chance Lilith will approach him. Be careful you two.

Mystical Mercenary@mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 9mo ago

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“Just because you got cucked doesn’t mean you gotta cuck others…..hehe cucky”