i think lesbians into piss should actually call it yurination

"dropping my training weights" moment but it's a tungsten buttplug and now im so nimble i can fucking spin on it like a beyblade

"dropping my training weights" moment but it's a tungsten buttplug and now im so nimble i can fucking spin on it like a beyblade

girl with statistically more boob than brain

you ever get out to your truck to sit in silence and absolutely break down sobbing, realize that you gotta do it, then reach into your cupholder, grab the bottle of estrogen pills, take one, and realize that this is the first day of the rest of your life? that's what it's like to drive a ford f-150

im actually trans because i was bit by a radioactive woman and gained woman powers

girl with statistically more boob than brain

giving head while tranced out beyond belief while your wife gives new commands and triggers is truly one of my favorite things wondering if what you do after is all you or if there's some push and tugs in the right direction towards a different you. but then again does it matter if you're better?

his pronouns are he, not him he'll never be himmel the hero

holy shit brand new day was actually fucking awesome

so the new fire emblem is three houses AND all the best stuff from radiant dawn, shadows of valentia, with the awakening/sacred stones world map and creature campaign

sometimes you need a little needle and blood play followed by a little aftercare (had a blood draw for labs and got a milkshake after)

i think it's genuinely important to live each day with the idea that it would be really neat to make new friends or become closer with the ones you have and learn wonderful new things about them

the bimbofication will continue until oral improves

girl who is very fluffy and would look sososo good with horns

also i got my sheep girl on and gave little headbutts and i cannot believe how much neurons activated i think im cooked me last night: 🐏💨

words cannot capture my feelings on it enough but if you want to find one of the most magical spaces of your life please genuinely seek out your local music/diy scene it is truly one of the most amazing and healing experiences ever

words cannot capture my feelings on it enough but if you want to find one of the most magical spaces of your life please genuinely seek out your local music/diy scene it is truly one of the most amazing and healing experiences ever

so beyond happy that a new venue has popped up in pittsburgh that feels like collision did we're so back, the vibes were immaculate, the music was amazing, and everyone was there with an insane turnout

new product made by the chaser in your dm's who keeps weirdly self-censoring the word sex with other words

asking my bottom surgeon if i can get it the ocky way

they should invent a claire who doesn't have food poisoning i think that would be really cool. they should also make her a robogirl while they're at it but ill settle for the no food poisoning for now

today's olympic event: synchronized sleeping

trying to look like that bitch is tough when your clothes have claw marks and threads coming out of them because your cats climb you like a jungle gym lmao

me when i once again am very good at my job and catch an issue that would've cost my company a looot of money to fix

it's important to moan a little when stretching so others have an idea on what they're missing out on. call that a free sample

bro saw one of my topless pics and immediately opened a chat request fueled by the kind of greed they talk about in ancient texts and scripture

my next breast aug im getting otomatones installed in each of my tits