BIN MERCH? - Alternate dimension BIN producer Pepito still apparently loves his mom (Fiona Nova) that abandoned him, but still loves a sick burn in the form of a dopeass rap! MERCH DROP BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

BABY BOI - CryptoZeus's mom loves plenty of things...Pastor Joe, farting, Gooters chicken & most importantly her son BranBran. Although it does manifest in some very odd ways! BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams (usually) MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! - Cheers to the Inventor of the Kendows 95 operating system, the Minesweeper Queen(?) & the mother of 2 cats that are afraid of Case...LADY KENDOLL aka Kendelle Lyn!! You made it another year around the sun! 🎂 🎉 ENJOY! twitch.tv/kendellelyn + @creamteam.bsky.social

BOYD THEY? - Happy 40th Birthday to the Founder of Barely Informed News, employer of the mythical GranMan & the person with Sammy Sevenelbow's last known whereabouts @caseblackwell.bsky.social twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social *now proudly sponsored by GOOTERS chicken & pickles

STOP IT CRUM - if you ever see this man in a nightclub dancing awkwardly, DO NOT APPROACH HIM! He just returned from hell, has an animatronic gorilla after him & is a degenerate gambler! BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

LINCOLN? - You never know who will stop by the BIN studios to chat about random stories or web videos. Could be a Crack Smoking dog, an interdimensional being or a tall former president! BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

SCAMS - Chet can always spot a fake. Whether it's AI, a breast or even his own children, Mr. Manscape can determine what is a scam & what's the truth. And the truth is...he's not sure 🤔 BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

IM HUNGRY - Jazz Shrimp has a certain way about it. I love its musical taste but then again I just love the way IT tastes. I gotta go to Long John Silvers right now, tell you what.. BIN Barely Informed News ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

ARTISTIC VISION - Brandon aka CryptoZeus has a knack for completing video games in very unique ways, Aladdin Activity Center is not one of them. I think he may be slightly colorblind 🤷 BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

AI BROTALK - Needless to say, we have a LONG way to get where we need to go in terms of brocode...can't even talk about gagging with your AI-buds without getting the judgement eyes! BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

SYSTEM OF A DOG - Peanut Butter & cellphone cameras can do wonders for a canine's self-esteem 🐕 WOOF! Submit your favorite videos at thecream.team in the AMONGST THE WEB thread! Barely Informed News ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

HAIRCUTS & PLUMBERS - I have no idea how this conversation got started..like why his barber fixing a sink leak? Why is his dad trying to be bros with him like a lonely divorcee? Also ED? BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

HUH? - "refers to an external anatomical structure in marine mammals where the genitalia are concealed within a longitudinal opening on the belly, helping with hydrodynamics & heat loss" BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

FOOT FRIDAY? - AI Rooney has no chill when it comes to his own predilections..now its bleeding over into other segments. BIN has a no kink-shaming policy but this is honestly outta hand! BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

THE STRUGGLE - We all go through rough times in our lives. Even the Hype Train has its own hardships, its own cross to bear. Can park opinion connoisseur Trip help a brother out?! BIN Barely Informed News ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

PROTO BIN - before @caseblackwell.bsky.social became a notoriously tall correspondent & Kendelle didn't have all that KENDOWS 95 money, they were on "The FeedBack" then "The BackFeed" & eventually that became... BARELY INFORMED NEWS streams M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

LIKE A MAN REMOVING FLESH? - AI Rooney has lost the thread & supposed genius Chet Manscape cant reel him in AT ALL! Who will stop him before the impending "foot-pocalypse"? BIN Barely Informed News ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social (usually) streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

MOM IS DISAPPOINTED - When Kevin created a new BR match game, Bran-Bran wasted no time getting murked within the first minutes of play. Mom will take her frustrations out on Pastor Joe. Barely Informed News ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

AI IS OUTTA CONTROL - Chet's Andy Rooney Chatbot is going haywire & making very wild claims! Will "The Ol' Beef & Chetter" be able to stop the onslaught of extreme misinformation? BIN Barely Informed News ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

TALK ABOUT A HOLE IN 1 - Current BIN host & aspiring China resident @caseblackwell.bsky.social is getting in shape for the summer. What better way to sweat than flinging meat into one's mouth...NO PAIN NO GAIN! 💪 BARELY INFORMED NEWS streams M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

MOMS A METAL HEAD - While CryptoZeusis slammin' some "slarm jarms" his mom is moshin' out to some Slayer...is she gonna blow out her hip doing that? Will BranBran or Pastor Joe care? BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

IS THIS LAW & ORDER? - BIN studios occasionally dips into the realm of court proceedings, especially when one of its correspondents is on trial...will Crum get the justice he deserves? BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

HE WISHES - BIN correspondent Hate Sock lives by its own set of rules. Not guided by political pressure or government intervention, its opinions are 100 percent authentic...and hateful! BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

HELD HOSTAGE - No one knows why multiple Barts were deployed to take over the minds of BIN'S correspondents. It seems like a problem that the government should look into...ahh nevermind! BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

ARE THOSE JUST SOCKS? - Kendelle shows off some new shoes on the broadcast & the viewers are not convinced. They might just be ballet slippers...WAIT ARE THEY TAKING BALLET LESSONS?! 🩰 BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

100 ACRE CHAIRS? - Seems like Hollywood is out to remake ANYTHING! Why not mine more 80s nostalgia & pawn it off to the Gen Alpha crowd? Is nothing sacred? BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social for more Internet absurdity

SNAKE EATER? - I give my life Not for honor but for you In my time there'll be no one else Crime it's the way I fly to you Im still in a dream snake eater Im still in a dream snake eater BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

NOT JEB TASTES COLORS - Never thought I would see Jeb throw shapes in the BIN cathedral of dance but this is close enough. Wood Dad would not approve BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social #comedy #improv #news #weird #funny

MATT NEEDS HIS TIE - At the BIN news offices, ties are mandatory. Matt just wants to follow the dress code & get paid his fair share for his likeness...IS THAT SO WRONG?! Find out on BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streaming M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

DON'T THINK SHE'S DEAD - Bran Bran's mom always thinks the best of people. It's a great quality to have...but CryptoZeus only cares about two things - Sponsorships & the W's BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social for more