A drawn-out wheeze of pain. Oh, dear. " I want. . .momma. "
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α He gently squeezes the SOUL, before putting it away . βWHATEVER I MUST. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION, DREEMURR .β
* ππππ πΏπππππππ .α
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A drawn-out wheeze of pain. Oh, dear. " I want. . .momma. "
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α He gently squeezes the SOUL, before putting it away . βWHATEVER I MUST. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION, DREEMURR .β
" I am. . .β what's the gender neutral term for an aunt or uncle. "
TURNS HAPPY?? " Nooooooooo. . . " Don't whine at the goat? " He befriended MY mom. " THEY ARE DISSING SANS.
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α BE HAPPY ! βAlright, alright, Kris. But-- you can't really just stay here all night, Kris. You got to eventually go back .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α Don't remind them, Ralsei . >:( βWell, he doesn't sound THAT stupid !β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α DISS SANS .
TURNS SO EVIL. " I want to stay. . . " They are RUBBING up against the Ralsei. " I'm so saaaaaaad. And I don't like that STUPID SKELETON. " DON'T DISS SANS??
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α DO NOT BE EVIL . >:( βDo you want to stay a little longer, or head out ?β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α THEY WILL NOT ?? βWhat is it ?β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α I WILL !! >:(
NO, EVIL. " I try. " Ralsei, become so mean. " Iβ " DON'T POINT AT SNOOZIE.
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α YES, EVIL !! βYou're a great hero .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α That was so nice, Ralsei ! :) βOhh, don't say that! Nobody in the Fun Gang is stupid !β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α . . .I will point to Susie .
EVIL?! " Mm? " Ralsei, start purring. " Right. . . Now I feel stupid. " Kris, don't feel like that.
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α EVIL KABOO !!! βKris .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α Surprised Ralsei isn't already . . βSilly, I am literally hugging you right now .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α OH YEAH .
KABOO!!!! " Mrrrrrrppp. . . " How are they purring. " I'm still so saaaaaaad. Maybe I just need a hug. " LIKE YOU.
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α KABOO !!! βYes, you did !!β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α Two LOSERS . βKris . . .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α Just like--. . . uhhh. . . us ?
KABOOM. " Hehehe. I got you. " Two of them. " Will I? " They are so SAD.
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α ALRIGHT, I GET IT !!! βYes, Kris-- owww. . . Kris !!β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α Two weirdos here . βI promise you will .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α Aww, gently hugging Kris !!
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! " Ralseeeeeeiiiiii. . . " Don't headbutt them? Weirdo. " Snfff. . . Will I ever get better? " KRIS, STOP BEING SAD.
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α WOW !!! βI am not !!β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α Ralsei. I will start the Roaring . βIt always will be, Kris .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α TUGGING AT MY HEART STRINGS HERE . . . :(
" Ghh. . . What're you going to do with it? " Their words seem strained. Almost like they're forcing themselves to speak despite the agonizing pain they're feeling. They're forcing themselves to sit down, holding their head up.
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α The man hovers forward, his hands getting closer and closer to the SOUL. Until soon enough, his hands wrap around it . He takes it from Kris's hands now, simply letting the SOUL rest on his palm. . . or what's left of it . α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α βEXCELLENT WORK .β
WOWAH!!! " Yes, you are. " RALSEI, DON'T DENY IT. " Is it alright? " sopping wet human.
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α WOAAAAAH . . . βI am not . .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α YES, YOU ARE, RALSEI . βIt's alright, Kris !!β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α no . . .
TURNS SO EVIL TO COUNTERACT ALL THE EVIL. " Fluffy. . . " THE FLUFF HAS BEEN RUFFLED!! " Geez, I sound like a child. I shouldn't sound like that. " TURNS INTO A TREE.
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α YES EVIL . βHehe, Kris !!β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α NOT THE FLUFF !!! βKris . . .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α NO. STOP !
NO EVIL. " Teehee. " RUFFLING UP THE FLUFF. " Do you really, really promise? " A certain convict.
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α EEEVIL KABOO !!! βGolly-- Kris !!β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α GIGGLING SO MUCH . βOf course .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α And who would that be ?
very nice kaboo. " Heheheheeeee. . . " PETTING THEM PETTING THEM. " Do you really promise. " Reminds me of a certain SOMEONE.
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α nice kaboo !! βHehee . . .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α YES !!! βOf course, Kris. You have my word .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α Because it's Kris Deltarune-- I mean Dreemurr .
kaboo. " Hehe. Yay. " Toothpaste they. " Do you promise? " Why do they look so sopping wet.
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α kaboo . βOkay, fine .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α That was. . . weirdly. . . easy. I'll take it ! βWell, Kris. If it makes your worries lessen at least a little, I guarantee that things will get better! I promise that to you .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α OUGHH .
kaboo. " Stop worrying. " Ralsei, we get you have paranoia. " She is. . . She tries to get me stuff I want. But I am quite worried about our situation. " OUGH.
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α no, we're a kaboo . βKris, telling me to not worry about, will result in me worrying about! So, consider me-- worried !β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α Ralsei . βDespite all the issues you said, she still sounds like a sweet lady, Kris .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α OUGH .
me. " Don't worry about it. " THEY ARE STILL PURRING. " I wish I could bring you to see my mother. Maybe. . . " DON'T BAWL??
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α what's an ebil . βI--. . . how did you do that, Kris ?β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α THE POWER OF--. . . of. . . uhhh . . . βWell, I'm sorry, Kris. I really do wish I was real .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α Ralsei, stop saying that .
ebil. " Prrrrrrrr. . . " DID THEY JUST PURR?? " I wish you were real in the Light World. . . Maybe I would have the courage I have here. " Poor Krisps.
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α heh, ebil . βI am not that soft, Kris !!β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α Snickering quietly. IT'S ALRIGHT . βWell, when you eventually gain the courage to, I'm sure everything will turn out fine, Kris! Nothing for you to worry about .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α Thanks, Raly . :)
EBIL. " Soft blanket. . . " STOP RUBBING UP AGAINST THEM. " Maybe I should. . . But speaking up intimidates me. Right now, I just want to cuddle. " Okay, Kris.
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α EVIL ?!? βYou're just saying that, Kris !β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α RALSEI . βReally? She doesn't really seem like a responsible parent, Kris. Maybe you should talk to her about that .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α fuck, that's a good idea .
EVIL KABOO!!! " Soft like a blanket. " Ralsei, accept the damn compliment. " Eh. She doesn't care if I come home late. Nor do I think she even notices. " Kris.
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α NICE KABOO !!! βGolly, I don't think I'm THAT soft !β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α You are, Ralsei . βWell, as long as she seems to be happy. But she should also be looking out for you! She's your mother after all .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α heh, yeah .
KABOO!!! " Yes, you. . . " Don't rub up against them, Kris?? " Mother keeps on bringing home this skeleton. I'm happy she's seeing someone new, but I feel uncomfortable? " Ralsei is the goat.
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α KABOO !!!! βHuh-- me ?!β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α Yes, you, Ralsei . βI understand, Kris. Who do they keep bringing over? Is someone you dislike ?β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α Yes! Because they let Kris stay . :)
KABOO!! " Why must you be so adorable. . . " Because they can. " I just don't feel ready to go home yet. Especially when mother keeps on bringing someone over. " Did they now.
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α KABOO !!! βHehe, alright, Kris !β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α Yeah, they DO . βThen. . . I guess you can stay for a little longer .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α They've done that .
KABOOOOOM!!! " That faceβ Nevermind. " They have a problem with everything. " I. . . I don't want to go back. Not yet. " Ralsei, make up your mind.
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α KABOOM !!!! βWhat face, Kris ? :3β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α Yeah, Kris. You got a problem with it ? βI did say that. But you need your own rest-- in the Light World !β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α Ralsei, please don't push them away .
KABOOM!!! " That face. " What about it, Kris. " You told me to get in the bed. So I did. . . " Yeah, nerd.
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α HELLO !!! βDoing what? :3β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α THAT! How are you doing THAT ?! βErr-- you're in MY bed, Kris. I think you'd be disturbing MY peace !β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α Zip it, nerd .
HI!!! " How are you doing that. " Don't question it, Kris. " Mm. . . Shush. You are disturbing my peace. " Don't immediately start kneading?
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α HEYYYY !! >:( βYeah ? :3β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α RALSEI!!! what is wrong with you two . βAlright, I think that wraps things up here !β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α Ralsei, the cuddling just started .
LAUGHS SO LOUDLY. " Dude. " RALSEI. Kris, don't go :3 back. " Soft like my family. . . " Please don't start bawling, Kris.
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α BECAUSE-- WHY ? βI did . :3β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α RALSEI. DON'T DO THAT AGAIN . βYeah-- yeah, I know!! Golly, Kris . . .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α KRIS ??
BECAUSE. " You went :3. " Kris, don't ever do that again. " Soft. . . " Don't paw at them??
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α WHY ARE WE LAUGHING ?! βWhat? Did I do something ?β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, RALSEI. makes them do it again-- KIDDING . βGah--! Hi, Kris . . .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α Ralsei, stop giggling .
HAH. " How the hell. " Can Ralsei not do that. I'M JOKING. " Come here, you fluffy thing. " Here comes the Krisps to cuddle right next to the Ralsei.
α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α OWWWW !!! βKris, I will worry about it ! :3β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α Now, how the fuck. ANYWAYS . βOkay, fineeee . . .β α γ €α α α α α α γ €α α α α α α SLOOWWWLY scooting over. Ralsei .