Referring to Dua Lipa as "Meghan Ponchartrainor" until they don't let me sit in an exit row
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
listen to @nogodsnomayors.com and @trashfuture.bsky.social and you too can think to yourself "oh huh England just made John Hickenlooper king-president"
Re The Odyssey: They flood the zone on cultural issues because they hope to change the conversation away from dead soldiers, dead neighbors, and taking all your money
I've seen enough. Troy Jackson will be the Democratic nominee for Senator from Maine, replacing Graham Platner and replacing Susan Collins.
You object to Flock cameras because you believe in civil liberties. I object to Flock cameras because they suck shit. We are not not the same.
reminded of a CLE i went to about a year ago when an old respected litigator spoke of Humphrey's Executor like it was written in stone, and basically everyone under 50 was like "we're just acting like it's already been overturned"
It's very sad that we were denied Hunter Biden being the victorious defendant, here.
Mark Joseph Stern@mjsdc.bsky.social · 2mo agoFirst opinion is U.S. v. Hemani. The Supreme Court UNANIMOUSLY holds that a man who uses marijuana several times a week has a Second Amendment right to own a firearm, blocking his federal prosecution. Gorsuch writes for the majority. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
her tinder bio says "you know I'm a virologist because I've got fur and cleavage"
I don't believe in conspiracy theories, apart from The Contender being an uncredited remake of Advise & Consent
By keeping things hot, Iran is making America feel additional economic pain. This serves as is a deterrent to future aggression, & will further turn US public opinion against Israel. Making the EU feel economic pain will sour US-NATO relations, and envalue LNG - both of great benefit to Russia.
"im not mad. please don't put in the charging document that i was mad."
Using an AI chatboat to annoy the AI chatbots who call me, thus leaving me in perfect peace and buring eighteen square miles of rainforest per day.
I do feel a little bad for Fetterman and Shapiro. They hitched their wagon to Bidenism, and now that horse just won't pull. Sucks to suck. (Soon they can comiserate with Elise Stefanik.)
contrarian that I am, "trump fake attempt" speaks less to the information ecosystem as a whole and more to him being widely viewed as untrustworthy and unpopular
JD Vance being sent to Mexico to say "Don't come. Do not come." except it's on a Sneako stream
Hey Vegeta, what does the scanner say about the price of West Texas Intermediate?
Between the expected gas price spike on Monday, the saber-rattling, and the deranged posting, it feels like the manufacture of a dip that can be bought.
Predicting a cause celebre case where a doctor in an anti-abortion state follows the law, causing the death of a pregnant woman, and someone from her family kills the the doctor
The goal of the war is to get Iran to destroy Gulf energy production (and its own) - letting American domestic/Venezuelan production fill the gap. Revenge, not for '79, but for '73.