Pizza Pony

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don't let today's bad news distract you from the fact that A MAN has FALLEN into THE RIVER in LEGO CITY ! START the NEW Rescue Helicopter ! . . . HEY ! BUILD the Helicopter ! And OFF to the RESCUE ! PREPARE the LIFELINE ! LOWER the STRETCHER ! and MAKE the RESCUE !

Had a bit of a bad day, so im going to take it out on a shitty movie I watched tonight. The Stickman's Hollow (2024) just might be the most boring, worthless, least impactful movie I have seen all year.

There was not one, but TWO bugs in my bed just now when I went to hit the hay for the night after a shower. Am I going to act like an adult and sleep in my room anyway? Will I maybe take responsibility for myself for once and clean my room first? HAH. NO. I'M SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.

Not a single child has been born in Nagoro, Japan in over 20 years. What was once a small rural town of 300 is now a ghost town. Today, there are more scarecrows than residents, with roughly 25 people still residing in Nagoro, as of January 2026

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My youngest kid likes to spot different color cars so on the ride to camp this morning I drove through a dealership's lot so we could find more colors. Friends, there were ONLY black, white, grey, and beige vehicles. Bring back fun colors of cars!

If I were a less shy or self-consious person, I would be in the comment section of every music video, comic book, TV show or video game, talking at ridiculous length on why it's the best thing ever made, and how it shaped my world-view and affected me positively as a person

And then my character falls into the sci-fi doomsday fuck-up-your-backstory Inator, and the details of her past are becoming, or perhaps always have been blurry and majorly inconsistent in some areas, and it all just makes sense

Fun fact about the Ford Edsel, since people are talking about it recently. The gear shifters are located on the steering wheel. As buttons. No wonder this thing sold poorly, albeit not quite as poorly as the Tesla Cyber"truck"

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