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prtzls the alien

@prtzls.bsky.social

take me to your pretzel

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prtzls the alien @prtzls.bsky.social · last yr.

Lol I'm so stupid I just realized they're called "poems" because of Edgar Allen Poe

prtzls the alien @prtzls.bsky.social · 2y ago

prtzls the alien @prtzls.bsky.social · 2y ago

The vending machine gave me two #payday candy bars on accident. I guess you could say I Got A Raise. This post was sponsored by #payday3, the one people don't play anymore.

prtzls the alien @prtzls.bsky.social · 2y ago

ha ha ha. #nosferatu sure came and went. and by "came" I mean came in my panties, and by "went" i mean went on my chest

prtzls the alien @prtzls.bsky.social · 2y ago

a man playing a guitar stands in front of a huge explosion

ALT: a man playing a guitar stands in front of a huge explosion

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prtzls the alien @prtzls.bsky.social · 2y ago

im a cum millionaire

prtzls the alien @prtzls.bsky.social · 2y ago

my bop evans maccan cheese says it feeds 3-4 people. bitch the only way thats true is if i have multiple personality disorder. this thing bout to feed 1 people