I’m thinking of going to the Great American State Fair. I could use a little peace and quiet.

A former terrorist from Syria and a former comedian from Ukraine gave more measured, purposeful, and rational speeches to the U.N. than the president of the U.S.

On a sliding scale of promises made: Border “closed” - Well, yeah Trade wars are easy to win - Nope War in Ukraine ended - Arguably worse Epstein files released - Oh hell no Prices down - Opposite