You're acting surprised she makes out with the statue. She did it a year ago if I remember correctly.
Ethan J. CarColder!
@pseudoimmortal.bsky.social
I'll free you all. I promise. pseudoimmortal.straw.page #MVRP #OCRP #SFWRP // some dark themes ahead! // Multiship (each ship is it's own timeline) //just @ me to int!! //tags: #ParodySky #MVRP #ParodyBluesky //written by Elli!
*He has burst out of his "grave".* Moon, you say?
// honestly if bsky showed a little icon if a different account had a notification i'd be more active on ethan than i usually am
*Heard Disney mention the Moon.* Not if I piss on it first.
Disney@parodydisney.bsky.social · 12mo agoStill building a Disneyland Park on the moon.
// just gonna repost this. pumpkin is a good friend of mine, and i don't want her to suffer. pitch in in any way you can.
* pepper@clumsyscience.bsky.social · last yr.has become very mean to someone she knows is very disabled because he is not interested in her we need to get out ASAP. so if you're interested in helping gofund.me/e05d8d644 here's this. I hate asking, but it's becoming dire. we are both very chronically ill.
*WHEEZING.* HHHHHHHH?!?!? WHY DID I EVEN SAY THAT??!?
[ JOURNALIST "STALIA" ]@the-auth0rs-n0tes.bsky.social · last yr.“NO. What made you jump to that fucking conclusion?!????”
Yep! Nice to meet you, uhhh... *Squinting.* Who are ya?-
[ JOURNALIST "STALIA" ]@the-auth0rs-n0tes.bsky.social · last yr.👁️🗨️: “Oh. Well, good for you, i guess!” ⚪️: “…Anyways, Ethan right? It’s nice to meet someone that Narra knows for once.”
Just exploring the multiverse. It.. helped mellow me out a bit.
[ JOURNALIST "STALIA" ]@the-auth0rs-n0tes.bsky.social · last yr.“…Where the hell were you then, space nebula?? Come on atleast share a bit more detail than THAT.” …and nothing changed from their attitude.
Ah, everything was fine! Was on vacation, but.. forgot to telll everyone.
[ JOURNALIST "STALIA" ]@the-auth0rs-n0tes.bsky.social · last yr.👁️🗨️: “ah-“ Narra got up and took out some bandages out, fixing him up. Wow, it definitely been a while if they’re NOT tryna make him suffer. “Sorry bout that. Anyways, how was… everything?”
Well, to be fair, what ISN'T a strange happening here, am I right?
🌈 GOLDIE 💘🪽@aerialwubbox.bsky.social · last yr."It's okay! I'm sorry we haven't had much time to hang out.. we've been really busy with.. well, everything! Kids, holidays, strange happenings.. haha."
Beep- Heh, I'm doing great! I was on vacation, and sorry for not telling you! Doing WAY better mentally than before.
🌈 GOLDIE 💘🪽@aerialwubbox.bsky.social · last yr."ETHAN!!" Clearly, Goldie missed him. He's currently getting a great big hug from the wub. "I missed you! How are you, old friend?"
...Right. Reclusa has no idea what a Dark World is.
Now that I'm back, feel free to ask me anythin', folks. pseudoimmortal.straw.page
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Congrats, bossman! I came back with better mental health, is that okay?
PlayStation@parodyplaystation.bsky.social · last yr.I could say the same to you. The only difference is I disappear and come back with my State of Play and give Bandai the license for an A-Okay to publish Japan Studio games.
I. Am SO sorry. For not telling you all I was on vacation!!
I was never gone? I was on vacation, I just forgot to tell y'all, I think-
Its been fun@it-is-with-us-now.bsky.social · last yr."Oh, Ethan's back too, huh?" "...As long as that isn't an invitation for the damn mouse to crawl back here... Though I guess CICADA probably scared him off for good."
YEAH, AND I REMEMBER THAT YOU DID THAT, TOO. 💧
Well, that's good to hear, eheh! *Ethan chuckles.*
*Waking up from his 1000 year slumber* Something just happened.
// as an apology for inactivity on this specific account (i'm WAY more active on edd's account sorry) have this that i just made // Character Select - Ethan
// i'm gonna try something on the edd account real quick, see if it fixes the shadowban
// yoooo welcome back // i'm still an exception to the mdni thing right-
// STIIIILLL nothing from bluesky support... it's been at least 3 or 4 days idfk
// Shadowban? S... Shadowban? // You mean... STOP NOTIFYING!? // Well... I mean... If you want to! // I mean, it was just gonna be a special post, but... alright!
Edd [ARCHIVED]!@sok-edd-archived.bsky.social · last yr.// Mike! Tear down the art! Tear down the draft! // Tear down my post!! Tear down my art programs!! // Audience... you're gonna have to go home!