Missed connection: you were standing in front of a burning dumpster. I came up and lit a smoke off it. Then the mob rushed through

Ultimately, most modern Republicans vote for the right to kick the dog because they don’t have everything they want. From racism to sexism to phobias, they need someone to be doing worse. They hate the pinkos, hippies, woke, for pointing out that the real solution is too big a dog to kick

If there’s a universal direction a director can give a stage actor, it’s “what would Tim Curry do?”

Speaking of Catherine Mary Stewart, I always assumed she was from LA. But watching The Apple, she has some dialogue between all the beautiful punch dancing, and I think wait, she’s Central Canadian? Yep, Alberta.

I had a similar experience with PJ Soles, not connecting her between Strips, Halloween, Rock and Roll High School, Carrie… they were all different universes

Watching The Apple I have a Keyzer Sose moment and realize Catherine Mary Stewart was a major childhood crush but I didn’t realize it was the same actress across a bunch of movies back then. Weekend at Bernies, Last Starfighter, Night of the Comet…

I’m mostly off the other socials but have had the microblog itch. I have no idea what is to cone but usually jokes or weird observations. Probably tech rants.

This administration is mostly made of the kind of people who would invite the whole class to their birthday party then break the gifts they didn’t like in front of whoever gave it to them

Is there a term for gaslighting yourself about how much is depression and how much is the actual bad stuff going on?

After decades of avoiding it, I’m finally watching Munchies. Harvey Korman really helps.

@letterboxd.social would it be possible to see our constellation review totals? As in the star rankings times how many times we’ve logged it. The overall value of the movie. There are some 2 stars I’ve seen way more than some 5s.

I just recognized Pseudo Echo from a song I’ve never heard before and don’t know what that means about me

It’s crazy how many people who hate immigrants have seen Melania The Movie

Thing is, ya see, the left doesn’t care for the most part that the president sucked a dick. Buchanon, right? But that one? It’s just proof the man who eats McDonalds while on a first class flight has no taste.

Republicans don’t have enough gas money to drive off a cliff, and are blaming the democrats for not getting in the car and kicking in.

They’re waiting to announce his death officially until St Peter finishes reading off his list of sins

They’re waiting to announce his death officially until Stephen Miller stops having a Jeremy Piven style meltdown

They’re waiting to announce his death officially until they notify the family, and nobody can find Eric’s number

Trump suggests renaming the Kennedy Center the Trump Center. If this happens, it would be the performance space most frequently named in the Epstein report

If your 2025 bingo card had Pamela Anderson hooking up with Darkman, and preaching David Lynch from the Criterion closet, the font in that square must’ve been tiny.

My house is haunted by James Randi, but every time I get my camera out he hides. Cheap bastard!

I made the mistake of telling my fitness tracker my goals and now it keeps thinking I’m going to try

Media shocked that public didn’t overwhelmingly support media backed ladder grabbing centrist. Film at eleven.

The hot toy this Christmas is going to be a remote control squeaky tank

Someone left a KKK out in the rain

Holding Fyre Fest in DC this time didn’t help

Had an idea for a writing prompt. Play wordle or a similar game. Then take the words you used and figure out a situation that uses them all.

It’s weird seeing people now saying “this isn’t what I voted for,” because it’s what I voted against

The grammar of truth is at play right now. The government and press can truthfully say the LA protests escalated to violence. They will just leave out who escalated it if advancing the government’s position

Things my cat does on catnip: Sniff my eyebrows Fight my box of Addams Family Cereal Convince me we have a ghost