Bloody squirrels!

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No cheating, post your lockscreen.

Super-Orange-Wotsit@un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 24h ago

No cheating, post your lockscreen.

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Squirrel Watches House Burn

ALT: Squirrel Watches House Burn

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Fuming Soufflé 🇪🇺🇯🇵🐸@fumingsouffle.bsky.social · yesterday

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.

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The Wolf That Chews Rocks

Why your dog is weird, according to science. A funny, affectionate journey through the evolution, behaviour and baffling inner life of dogs.

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The plastic handle for an Ikea Allen key without the Allen key.

'Box ✨@ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 2d ago

A random loose screw that fell out of something and you are not sure what.

I'm a muse!

Robin@robynhenderson.bsky.social · 2d ago

Paint me like one of your French girls ...with a croissant. #procreate

Paint me like one of your French girls ...with a croissant. #procreate

From the City Museum in St Louis

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PA@panuzis.bsky.social · 4d ago

Qu'est que c'est? Pfft! <Sucks Gauloise>

Bell #FBPE #ANTIFA 📚🎶📷🐾🐝🦔♻️🌎☮️✌️& DEFINITELY NO PORN@belami06337376.bsky.social · 4d ago

There you go EL Squigg🎨 🖌️👩‍🎨

There you go EL Squigg🎨 🖌️👩‍🎨

Like this? I had to make it quick I am at work.

Oo la la!

Sarah Piper@sarahtheviper.bsky.social · 4d ago

Like this? I had to make it quick I am at work.

Not sure about the quiff!

whatinna-catshair.bsky.social@whatinna-catshair.bsky.social · 4d ago

Well I suck at painting - I decided to go a different route - I don’t suck as much when I doodle so this is if Henri Matisse drew a squirrel - I was inspired by his 1940 “Femme aux mains croisees” she leans her head dreamily against the acorn. Viva la difference!

Well I suck at painting - I decided to go a different route - I don’t suck as much when I doodle so this is if Henri Matisse drew a squirrel - I was inspired by his 1940 “Femme aux mains croisees” she leans her head dreamily against the acorn. Viva la difference!

Paint me like one of your French squirrels

Toast. Cregagh Road, Belfast. A solid 8/10. The breakfast and service were excellent. Costs reasonable. Let down by dreadful muzak. It was literally like eating in an elevator.

What a lovely little machining table. Only for light work but that's all I need.

Excellent idea.

Patrick Seurre@patrick.seurre.com · 4d ago

@wulfhelm.bsky.social @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social Any chance of sponsoring this petition? petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...

@wulfhelm.bsky.social @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social Any chance of sponsoring this petition? petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...

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Patrick Seurre@patrick.seurre.com · 4d ago

Just for the hell of it... (now I just need to find 5 supporters to get it published)

That's @wulfhelm.bsky.social's Yulemas present sorted.